GOD's Busy

 If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!

 A United States Marine was attending some college

 courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and

 Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed

 atheist and a member of the ACLU.

 One day the professor shocked the class when he came

 in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God,

 if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this

 platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

 Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,

 "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

 It got down to the last couple of minutes when the

 Marine got out of his chair, went up to the

 professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the

 platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to

 his seat and sat there, silently. The other students

 were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in

 silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,

 looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the

 matter with you? Why did you do that?"

 The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today

 protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your

 right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot.

 So, He sent me."