Military Ball was so much cooler than you.

I booty danced.  Don't believe me?  Ask around.  It's the truth.  I even got up on the DJ platform with Brandon King and danced in front of everybody.  Don't believe me?  Ask around.  Also the truth.

Michael Thoe and Jonathon Modrall caught me in a slam dance sandwich.  Kinda frightening.

I made the mistake of standing within arm's reach of Nemanja when a swing song came on.  I swung.  I may not know how to swing dance, but that didn't matter.  Nemanja didn't give me much of a choice.  Thought I was going to fall on my head and die for a second there.

Mellie Riddle is the coolest.  She saved my night.  Even though I'm pretty sure that all my friends now think that I'm in the closet and have a secret lesbian lover.  Oh well.  Their problem, not mine.  ^_^

So yeah.  My night was way cooler than yours and there's nothing you can do about it.