soooooo
just got back from eurpoe and finally catched up on my sleep

so hows everyone doing?

anyways this is goint to be a very long blog seeing as everyone has
missed out on a week of my life and everyone needs to know about it
in short
it was cold dirty and the people in paris are ruder than those in london but they have better food

so i guess i should beghin at the beginning seeing as that is where stories usually begin
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wed 14/3/07
departure for london
went to choir practice for 2 hours and got out of school unlike several hundred other people
got to start my spring break 3 days early
went home and made sure i packed everything and rode to the airport with edwards and her parents
looooong plane rides
2 hours to Detroit

inside joke IS THAT A MUFFIN? And mutant hand

 9 hours to london
it becomes thursday somewhere in the air

thurs 15/3/07
met julie my tourguide (we call her mum)

hung out with swiftie's mom a.k.a. mummie

met coach driver a.k.a. lawrence=coolest guy in london :P

WE'RE IN LONDON♥!!!!

we go to the airport and the customs people act like we're the scum of the earth but at this point i don't really care

we get to go to windsor castle♥i thought it was pretty cool
i didn't take any pictures because i forgot my camera in my cheked bag

went to mcdonald's where kalli decides to try and pay the guyin euros
and he looked at us like we were crazy btw chicken strips were 6 pounds
that's $12! but mcdonalds there has deli sandwiches and muffins
we got some good fudge though and the guy that was selling it was really nice and cute
saw the castle
very big
and pretty
and had lots of shiny stuff in it
went to the hotel (i was roomed with laura beth)
ate dinner there it was pretty good
didn't get any mashed potatoes but
their cake was amazing
and stayed up talking
took a nice shower
kindof got sleep

fri 16/3/07
laughed because you were still in school
ate breakfast

Drove around in a coach w/lawrence

saw michael jackson

bought a fadora♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

saw les meserables and it was Mazing!!!!

sat 17/3/07

woke up

ate an orange

went
to a church and wasted an hour practicing (stupidness) had our concert
and met a cute little french woman who missed the concert and she was
sad because she missed it :{

spent 3 hours at
harrods (well actually we only spent like an hour there we spent the
rest of the time at hyde park having a picnic :})

ate dinner [fish&&chips!!!!]

then went on a giant bicycle wheel and saw london from waaaaaaaaaaaaay up high

packed for paris

said bye to lawrence :'{

sun 18/3/07

got on a ferry (this was fun)

saw dover (pretty)

got my sea legs and saw people get sick

oh and also learned how to be posh (air hair lair)♥

got some amazing spaghetti

and the mostest amazing chocolate mousse in the entire world

went to the eiffel tower and it was cold windy and raining and we got attacked by some crazy salesmen

mon 19/3/07

saw paris on the autobus

went to the louvre

saw lots of sculptures

and the mona lisa (it wasn't that amazing)

went shopping

spent all my $$$$$

ate some good mashed potatoes and some weird sorbet

went to a church

i didn't go

we went to see artists in a little square

freakout at the end of the day

tues 20/3/07

went to versailles

got attacked by salespeople

went shopping

saw versailles castle

more shopping

ate dinner[creme caramel is GROSS!]

PACKED FOR DEPARTURE

wed 21/3/07

went home

we did ok
but it's over
and that feels amazing!!!!
so now i get to go to europA
and see everything there is to see
(well not everything)
paris, versailles, london, and windsor!!!!!
i can't wait
plane leaves 5pm tommorow!!!

all of this nasty suff on the blogs needs to stop
because it's gross and you need to keep your clothes on
so yea

it's pretty weird that's she's dead
almost right after her son
it'll be strange not hearing about her in the tabloids...
not that i follow them or anything
but it's weird to think about
maybe her family has a curse
like the kennedys

life is like the wheel of fortune
all you get to do is take a spin
and hope you hit the jackpot
but even if you get it you still have to be smart enough to keep it

life is so blegh sometimes i just want to go shave my head and see what people say......

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit
when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?
what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have
to serve them?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when
the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind
crash the cradle to the ground?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?

If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the
serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans
be 2 cans?

Why are red buttons always the most important?

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet
the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow
up.

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

Could you be a closet claustrophobic?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?

Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

Can you slam a revolving door?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back
of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by
getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on
the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?

What shape is the sky?

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?

just got back from work
got to go to 'star trek' today and not do anythig at school

we have started the stock market game and all we have made is $30.26
& yea......reserch is due monday which means....im skrewed

Why, Why, Why ?

Q:Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?    A:To make the bloody things work until they are very dead

Q:Why
do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough?   A: Because our economy sucks and we need some extra cash.
And because digging between the cushoins for change just isn't cutting
it.

Q:Why
does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?   A:They don't really beleive you,
they go home and check online. When it's something tangible thay can
just reach out and check.

Q:Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?  Because the bottle is glue-retardant

Q:Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? A: Irony, lots of irony.

Q:Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?  A: He shaves it, duh!

Q:Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?  A: Because it HURTS when you get clunked in the
sternum with a revolver

A:If
people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?  A: They're not
really apes, they're just really stupid (and hairy) people.

Q:Why
is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?  A: Because we can't dye bubbles with our advanced
technology.

Q:Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?  A: On the days the store is closed.

Q:Why
do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized? A: Because we're hungry,
gosh darn it!!

Q:Why
do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?  A: To make sure the string is clean.

Q:Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?  A: Because you're a weakling

Q:How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? A:They crawled in there to die.

Q:When
we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid
idiot?"  A: Because we have manners and they don't.

Q:Why
is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?  A: It's
Karma for knocking the first thing over in the first place.

Q:In
winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?  A: Because it's COLD in the winter, we'd
freeze if we didn't.

Q:How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? A: Because most father-in-laws are fairly decent guys.

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on
sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some
sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.

i was asked this question
and i still can't answer it

i want nothing and everything i want the world and i want to be free of the world i want satisfaction and deprivation i want to feel something and i never want to feel again i want to be needed but i don't want anyone to count on me i want to dissapoint you to see if you will still care about me if i do but i want to be invulnerable and never fail i want to be normal but i never want to be like anyone else

there will never be a simple answer for what i want
maybe i don't know
so i decide i want everything
or maybe i do know
so i decide i want nothing

please excuse the morbid cynicism
i'm feeling like myself today

kicking it into overdrive and i just know i'm gonna crash and burn

so yesssssss

the variety show is in less than a week

and we still don't have a soloist


and mrs.g is making me feel like a butthead having to ask off of work all the time

seems pretty boring huh?
i mean you don't even get to be eaten.....

yea i'm bored.....

not that you could tell or anything like that

yea.........
not mucho going on so

blogging overload....

me thinks i will take a break for a while.....

hey guys this is my last post b4 i go off to canada......
if ur good i might bring you back a moose

anyways leave some comments!!!!

i'm leaving at 4 am tomorrow

POTC: DMC

so just got back from hanging out with elizabeth we saw^^^ POTC and

it was amazing.... of course johnny was in it but i HATED the ending

elizabeth is stuipid and i hate her and want to beat her up......
will is stupid and i want him to beat elizabeth up

of
course captain sparrow was cool and so was davey jones ****amazing
organ AND super cool soul bondage skills not to mention he captains the
FLYING DUTCHMAN AND he controlls the kraken.... cant get much cooler than that****

and then we went shopping

the end :)

here's my quiz results

You see no use for life. You feel as if you have nowhere else to go.
You have been hurt by so much by so many things. Friends, family and
more. If you do even trust someone and they hurt you, you feel
unbearable pain. And since rarely anyone if anybody was there fro you,
the pain nad sorrow builds up inside of you. Sooner or later, the pain
devoured your heart,if not already,and made you cold and bitter. You no
longer feel the joy whcih is why your heart turns colder. But a little
bit of joy is still left. When you lay down, you feel emptiness much
more powerful then I can describe. And you probably have a longing
desire for a true friend and to heal your wounds. Your cold hearted due
to your past, and your a loner. There's still hope. Don't let other
people pull you down. And fight your fear's instead of running. You
always feel empty and sad. You feel almost NO joy.

ELEMENT:DARKNESS

QUOTE:I STAND ALONE IN THE DARKNESS

SONG:FALL INTO SLEEP BY MUDVAYNE

ACTIVITY:WRITING/DRAWING/SOLITUDINAL ACTIVITIES

ANIMAL:SNAKE/BAT

so yea got a job interview in 2 and 1/2 hours.....
im gonna go get ready
wish me luck peoples!!!!
i love you muchly.....
unless you're a person that i don't love

then i don't love you muchly

it's kimber.....
just chilling out right now........eating yummy watermelons.....no beth not bannanas. anyways i'm going camping in an hour so i won't be here all weekend :'[

much love to all and leave me some comments/messages.......or else

You reflect the journey of the spirit. The journy of life as we
grow, learn, face our everyday trials. You strive to accomplish tasks
and rise above. This is where your spirit finds its strengths. Your
journy is sure to have a happy ending, in whatever small form it my
come.



Perfection will bring you the happiness you long for.

Well,well...you sure are a dreamer. Whatever you do...you want it to be
flawless and brilliant, you just refuse to settle for less. Falliure
isn't an option,it can only make you more ambitious, strong and capable
to overcome any kind of difficultty for the sake of your dream.However,
your dreams are a bit utopic, you should really cool down your
fantasies and limit them with reality, after that (the hard worker that
you are..)it'll be just a matter of time until you reach your goal.
Your gretest gift is your imagination. You're artistic, probably like
to draw/write/sing/dance.

You notice details that usualy don't catch the eye much.

In love - happeness can be brought to you only by that ONE special
person you'll be looking for all your life. He/she'll be romantic,
mysterious and fun to be with.( yeah i know it'll be hard to find
him/her, but if you would only widen the range of your search, you'll
be quite surprised with what you'll find )

[RICH KID]

[ ] You go to a tanning salon.

[ ] You watch The OC/Laguna Beach/The Hills.

[ ] You own a cell phone.

[ ] You love going to the mall.

[ ] You take your cellphone everywhere.

[ ] You own an iPod/MP3 player.

[x] You love Starbucks.

[x] You love flip flops.

Total: 2


[GOTH]

[x] Red or black is one of your favorite colors.

[x] You have thought about death.

[ ] You wear chains.

[x] You like heavy metal.

[x] You love Hot Topic.

[ ] You have worn black lipstick.

[x] Your hair is dark/ kind of dark

[ ] You dislike preps.

[ ] You're an atheist.

[ ] You have/want piercings in unusual places. (tongue, belly button, etc.)

Total: 5


[SKATERBOARDER]

[ ] You can skateboard.

[ ] You wear plaid.

[x] You love Converse.

[x] You think you're different.

[ ] You hate MTV.

[ ] You have moshed.

[x] You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair or highlights.

[x] You love skater girls/boys. :]

[ ] You hate pink.

[x] You hate rich kids sometimes.

Total: 5


[NERD]

[x] You love computers.

[x] You like Star Trek.

[x]You wear/are supposed to wear glasses.

[ ] You get straight A's.

[x] You love reading.

[kind of ] You are in band.

[ ] You don't care what you look like.

[ ] You have a curfew.

[ ] You always do your homework.

[x] You never cut school.

Total: 5


[EMO]

[x] You're depressed sometimes.

[ ] You have black-rimmed glasses.

[ ] You like Thursday.

[ ] You comb your hair in front of your face.

[ ] You cry easily.

[ ] You like emo music.

[x]You hate being called emo. But how does that make me emo??

[ ] You keep a journal/diary.

[x] You have written a sad poem.

[ ] You have had a sad MySpace layout.

Total: 3


[GHETTO/GANGSTA]

[ ] You like rap.

[ ] You are in a gang.

[ ] You wear Tag.

[ ] You wear rubberbands in your pants.

[ ] You swear a lot.

[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.

[ ]You have said "fo shizzle".

[ ] You have worn Converse with the tongue flipped out.

Total: 0


[SCENE/HARDCORE]

[ ] You wear a bandana.

[NT rox!] You love Pokemon, the Ninja Turtles, etc.

[ ] You never walk anywhere.

[ ] You wear slip-on Vans.

[ ] You love Norma Jean.

[x] You wear band tees.

[x] People have called you a freak and mean it.

[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance.

[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.

[ ] You will kill if called a satanist.

Total: 4


[PREP]

[ ]You love Laguna Beach/The OC/The Hills.

[big dogs are the only way to go] You want a tiny dog.

[ ] most of your clothes consist of pink

[ ] You're a shoe fanatic.

[ ] You shop at AE.HOLLISTER...A&F.ETC.

[ ] You love to shop.

[ ] You love skirts.

[eww] You like Paris Hilton.

[ ] Getting your nails done is fun

Total: 0

apparently i'm a goth/skater/nerd.......however i'm not that much into labels
i'd call myself a kimber

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=doom

so yes i was bored and found this on myspace
it was too much fun to contain in one blog so i brought it to the most amazing phusebox and now i will tell you what to do

on the waebsite you will find a box with word typed next to it
insrt your name there
then click sloganize.......
and you can entertainyourself for hours......
maybe not hours

 but at least for a while