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Ever wonder that things mean....like really. What the hell does emo really mean?
well......



2. Emo


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Punk
music on estrogen. Often acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals
that dwell exessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy
remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music
that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the
emotive style of the lyrics and music. This genre has lately been
marketed heavily by the music industry to teenagers with bands such as Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday,
and has seen much commercial and mainstream success. The music has also
spawned a subculture which conforms to certain conventions in dress
such as tight sweatshirts, tight band T-shirts and horn-rim glasses.
Adherents profess to exessively melancholy temperments. Males that
adhere to the emo subculture are sometimes confused with metrosexuals;
indeed the line between the two is somwhat blurred, though both groups
claim to be intouch with their emotional side. The ephemeral and
hackneyed nature of emo songwriting suggests that its audience will be
restricted largely to teenagers. the genre suffers from a lack of
credibility outside the aforementioned demographic group, much like
current Nu Metal bands.

girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.

boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.

girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.

boyfriend: I'm already crying.

Yea....Well ...i found another one too.


Emu spelled incorrectly.

"That emo sure is fast!"

Yea i think i like that one better. 
Track stars watch out....those emo kids are out to get ya!


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