♥...blue eyes...♥
Social
Relationship Status
Married
Highschool
IS BIG
College
Juilliard (I HOPE!)
Interests
God, music, drama, writing, dance, photography, art, reading, Steele, mime, horses, computers, being hilarious, watching movies, looking at the stars, horseback riding, clothes, germ-x, anti-algebra clubs, piano, emailing people, hanging w/ friends, talking to my friends, tennis, golf, athletes (mainly baseball players), singing, playing volleyball, talking, smiling, laughing, (lol)
Favorite Music
My mom, WAVORLY, Beethoven, Craig Morgan, Faith Hill, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Nickleback, U2, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Skillet, Chris Tomlin, Everlife, BarlowGirl, Superchic[k], Enrique Iglesias (lol), Alan Jackson, bluegrass, Alison Krauss, Loretta Lynn, LeAnn Rimes, Broken Heart (my parents), Lonestar, Jackson 5, James Brown, Aretha Franklin, Green Day, Hinder, All-American Rejects, Shania Twain, Lloyd, Will Smith, The Isaacs, Claire Lynch, Dolly Parton, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Jimmy Buffet, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Vanessa Carlton, Evanescence, Mountain Heart, Steven Curtis Chapman, Phillips Craig and Dean, Rascal Flatts, Rhonda Vincent, Brad Russell, MercyMe, Casting Crowns, The Fray, Mat Kearney, Rebecca St. James, The Darins, Panic! At the Disco, Patsy Cline, Rascal Flatts, Shania Twain, Bon Jovi, Eric Clapton, Diamond Rio, Leeland, Kristian Stanfill, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Terri Clark, FM Static, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Boys Like Girls, Fleetwood Mac
Favorite Movies
MOULIN ROUGE, Princess Bride, Benny and Joon, Benchwarmers, Napoleon Dynamite, RV, Back to The Future, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Flicka, Facing the Giants, Sahara, Stick it, John Tucker Must Die, The Wizard of Oz, The Cat in the Hat, The Spongebob Squarepants movie, Bring it On, Bring it On All or Nothing, The Three Musketeers, Chasing Liberty, Forrest Gump, Drumline, Remember the Titans, Kingdom of Heaven, Pirates of the Carribean, Cars, Meet the Robinsons, Day after Tomorrow, War of the Worlds, Forrest Gump, Center Stage, The Ghost in the Darkness (thanks Amber!), Delta Farce, Spiderman 1 2 and 3, Ice Princess, Uptown Girls, Miracle Run Myspace Graphics- At Myspacejunks.com
Favorite Books
Bible, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Loser, WHEN HITLER STOLE PINK RABBIT, Lord of the Rings, Junie B. Jones (lol), and so many more...i just have a lot of "random reads", To Kill a Mockingbird, Bridge to Teribithia, Dragon Rider, Chicken Soup books, Don't You Know There's a War on?, Boy at War, The BFG, George's Marvelous Medicine, The Witches, pretty much anything by roald dahl, The Horseshoe Trilogy
mental
March 05 2008
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delus ional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
I f you have low self-esteem, please hang up...our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
Well, my job is done .....Your turn
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delus ional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
I f you have low self-esteem, please hang up...our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
Well, my job is done .....Your turn
