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10 worst lyrics ever

August 02 2007

Number 10:

"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"
--Elton John's 'Your Song'
(lyrics by Bernie Taupin)
Well, then stop bringing it up already! This line has been wasting our time for three decades.
 Number 9:"I love you like
A fat kid loves cake"

--50 Cent's '21 Questions'
Gangsta, schmangsta -- brotha should write Hallmark cards.
 Number 8:"There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things"

--America's 'Horse With No Name'
Like in New York, nouns are scarce in the desert, and apparently our poor soft rockers simply ran out of them. Too bad they didn't consult Michael Stipe: "There were plants and birds and rocks and prouds."

Number 7:

"Time is like a clock
in my heart"

--Culture Club's 'Time (Clock of the Heart)'
Awesome analogy. Time is soooo like a clock, because, well, it's freakin' time!
 Number 6:"I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel"

--Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn'
(lyrics by Anne Preven)
Can you say filler line? Like, oh, we get it, this is how you feel -- because it's been so darn long since you told us how you were all out of faith.
 Number 5:"Now you're amazed
By the VIP posse
Steppin' so hard
Like a German Nazi"

--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music'
Dude took the original song's "white boy" lyrics a little too literally. Good thing he specified German though, because those Austrian Nazis were way too light on their feet.

 

 Number 4:"Your butt is mine"
--Michael Jackson's 'Bad'
The worst opening line in pop history. However, we hear it's huge in Dubai.

 

Number 3:

"I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places
Make me feel like a dork"

--Madonna's 'I Love New York'
So, so true. Which is of course why Paris is so famously known as the City of Dorks.

 

Number 2:"War is stupid
And people are stupid"

--Culture Club's 'War Song'
Boy George again, and this time he's illin' like Bob Dylan. We wrote a song just like this in seventh grade, but the next line was, "And your mom is stupid."

 

Number 1:"Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago"
--Sade's 'Smooth Operator'
Sade was born in Nigeria and grew up in London, but her biggest hit reveals that she's clearly not a smooth navigator.

Mathis

August 02 2007
ok I can't let this stand! lets start. --Michael Jackson's 'Bad' Good song. Michael Jackson was really good. His music was nice. Especially for that era. --America's 'Horse With No Name' Another great song and band. Don't dis. America is a great band...not too bad of a country. --Elton John's 'Your Song' Elton John is a legend don't mess with a good thing. I am done the rest I approve of or just have not heard

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August 02 2007
i know but i thought this was kinda funny! i LOVE "Your Song" because it's on my favorite movie EVER and plus i just like it...i think bad is okay i'm just not too big of a fan of ms. michael. I've never heard of that band or that song...America or whatever! so sorry about that one...but i thought these were funny so deal with your issues, kiddo.