Elizabeth
Relationship Status
Single
Highschool
siegel
College
Transylvania
Interests
dagger throwing, horse back riding, archery, and painting, reading, writing, jogging, watcing tv, music, friends, xanga, cooking, tennis, playing games, church, driving, anime, listening to music, pool, swimming, japan, oriental food, video games, singing, exercising, darts, baking, biking, skateboarding, dogs, cats, snakes, dragons, computer games, swords
Favorite Music
green day, shakira, ying yang twins, gwen stefani, black eyed peas, gorillaz, the click 5, rhianna, weezer, queen, d.h.t, atomic kitten, sugar ray, point of grace, mariah carey, bond, toby keith, avril lavigne, the beu sisters, they might be giants, kelly clarkson, shania twain, christina aguilera, LeAnne rimes, destiny's child, christy nockels, elton john, lalaine, justin timberlake, gwen stefani, the pussycat dolls, out of eden, jojo, simple plan, jump 5, ashley simpson, baha men, ciara, joy williams, missy elliott, abba, the atomic fireballs, super chick, jessica simpson, skye sweetnam, racheal lampa, clay aiken, everlife, fall out boy, jesse McCartney, lindsy lohan, usher, nichole nordeman, A*Teens, my chemical romance
Favorite Movies
Halloween, aladin, Nightmare before christmas, edward scissorhands, batman, corpse bride, star wars, indiana jones, doom, nightmare on elm street, sound of music, phantom of the opera, cats, mulan, mulan 2, beauty and the beast, rush hour, rush hour 2, tomb raider, madagascar, fantastic four, cinderella, cinderella 2, charlie and the chocolate factory, the incredibles, x-men, x-men 2, monty python and the holy grail, shrek 2, zorro, interview with a vampire, lord of the rings, i robot, van helsing, terminator, star wars, kicking and screaming, men in black, men in black 2, madagascar, the fog, the return of the king, the two towers, electra, xxx, who framed roger rabbit, the mummy, the return of the mummy, the scorpion king, blazing saddles, the emperors new groove, krunk's new groove, aladin and the king of thieves, the grudge, toy story, toy story 2, chicago, the little mermaid, lilo and stitch, the jungle book, hercules, song of the south, tarzan, 101 dalmations, scooby-doo, scooby-doo 2 monsters unleashed, quest for camelot, simon birch, the lion the witch and the wardrobe, it, misery, dreamcatcher, rose red, storm of the century, the matrix, flubber, halloween 5, candyman, hellraiser, amityville horror, freddy's dead the final nightmare, night of the living dead, an american werewolf in paris, the silence of the lambs, the birds, nightmare on elm street 4 the dream master, halloween: the curse of mike myers, the omen, poltergeist, day of the dead, the exorcist, last holiday, underworld, underworld revolution, high school musical, the dark prince: the true story of dracula, double jepardy, shawshank redemption, the lost boys, return of the living dead 3, army of darkness, day of the dead, route 666, resident evil, house of the dead 2, krunk's new grove, land of the dead, the libertine, the rocky horror picture show, the labyrinth, rose red, the shining
Favorite Books
harry potter, the secret of dragon home, the dark elf trilogy, interview with a vampire, pet sematary, the dark tower series, it, salems lot, after, carrie, the shining, the stand, firestarter, misery, from a buick 8, rose red, storm of the century, eldest, eragon, harry potter the prisoner of azkaban, harry potter and the chamber of secrets, harry potter and the sorcerer's stone, night, pawn of prophecy, auschwitz, leave well enough alone
Untitled
October 02 2006
Why, Why, Why ?
Q:Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? A:To make the bloody things work until they are very dead
Q:Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? A: Because our economy sucks and we need some extra cash. And because digging between the cushoins for change just isn't cutting it.
Q:Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? A:They don't really beleive you, they go home and check online. When it's something tangible thay can just reach out and check.
Q:Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Because the bottle is glue-retardant
Q:Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? A: Irony, lots of irony.
Q:Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? A: He shaves it, duh!
Q:Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? A: Because it HURTS when you get clunked in the sternum with a revolver
A:If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? A: They're not really apes, they're just really stupid (and hairy) people.
Q:Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? A: Because we can't dye bubbles with our advanced technology.
Q:Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? A: On the days the store is closed.
Q:Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? A: Because we're hungry, gosh darn it!!
Q:Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? A: To make sure the string is clean.
Q:Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? A: Because you're a weakling
Q:How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? A:They crawled in there to die.
Q:When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" A: Because we have manners and they don't.
Q:Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? A: It's Karma for knocking the first thing over in the first place.
Q:In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? A: Because it's COLD in the winter, we'd freeze if we didn't.
Q:How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? A: Because most father-in-laws are fairly decent guys.
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
