The Things You Learn...

September 17 2006
Adventures in the land of Collegia:

  • There is nothing like a random drag party.
  • Doing laundry after said party can get pretty awkward, especially in front of a girl who is madly in love with the guy whose clothes you borrowed. [Pray she doesn't recognise them.]
  • Life can swiftly and suddenly imitate art.
  • If you're not careful, castmates will kidnap you. And you'll like it.
  • 'Pre-game' = the merde.
  • Work scholarships are earned through picking apart the seams on a sparkly black man-speedo with a thong dance belt. Yeah. Sparkly.
  • If you don't wake up early enough on Sundays [i.e. get there before 2:00], the only coffee left will be decaf. Decaf = crime.
  • The people who work at the front desk possess senses which can penetrate cement-block walls. For better or *ahem* for worse.
  • There are no secrets in dorm life. It makes high school look like an ancient vault with booby-traps and testy natives.


September 17 2006
Where are you working for your scholarship? Hopefully the theatre department...

the brian king kenobi

November 08 2006
happy the bibrthday! (just in case you ever get back on here, lol)