in today's news . . .

April 23 2006

so sarah moore, kelsey shearron and i got bored at starbucks today and did a mad lib with a newspaper article. here goes:


AFGHAN [TEA] KILLS 4 CANADIAN [MINIVANS]


A [cheese] bomb killed four [weird] soldiers yesterday in the [homosexual] attack on that nation's troops since they deployed in [Hot Topic] four years ago, and commanders blamed loyalists of the former [flatulent] regime.


The [cellphone] came as Afghan President [Kelsey Shearron] said "foreigners" are [spelunking] his country's [table]. He didn't [hoola hoop] any countries or [napkins].


[Retarded] officers said the bomb destroyed one of four armored [trashcans] in a convoy and killed its four occupants in [JC Penney], a village about 25 miles north of the southern [underwear] of Kandahar, a former Taliban stronghold.


A[n] [argyle] [coffee mug] moved into southern Afghanistan to [lick] U.S. troops. Canada has had forces in the [dress] since the U.S.-led offensive that toppled the [wall] at the end of 2001, and at least 16 [babies] have been killed.

beth cooper

April 23 2006
lol, yeah coffee is a wonderful thing

Fleur

April 23 2006
what were u smoking?

Dani BoBani

April 23 2006
wow..thats cool and funny! lol

Amy

April 23 2006
That's amazing... I love mad libs!

Hunter Barry

April 23 2006
I chuckled.

Stephanie Levine

April 23 2006
haha you're weird. how come you never hang out with me?

Stephanie Levine

April 24 2006
ooo yeah right. it's all your fault. you could even hang out with me tonight because it's my only free day this week. You silly dumb.

Sara Shaban

April 24 2006
duh. consider who wrote it.