So, it's 2:27, and I just drank entirely too much coffee with Taylor and Laura, who comprise fantastic coffee-drinking company, let me tell you. Taylor is in the living room, being a wittle worker bee, grading 380 papers, and I just got done assembling the greatest fantasy football team ever for tomorrow's games (The Mermaden)...coached by the Heefus...

Currently I am reading John Keats...yes, I am a disciple of this great man...and tonight I'm going to share some of his wisdom with you all. This is one of my favorite poems, ever:

"Women, wine, and snuff"
By KEATS
Give me women, wine and snuff
Until I cry out 'hold, enough!'
You may do so sans objection
'Til the day of resurrection;
For bless my beard they aye shall be
My beloved Trinity.

So, naturally, I don't take this literally. But I think it's pretty funny. You should too.

Okay, might go help the Tater with his papers. See you all sometime.

love (that's platonic love), the heefus.