This is for everybody on the internet, and specifically Laura, because she replied to the first proclamation. Taylor remains adamant that no nickname is necessary...so I say we just call him Tater until he comes up with a better nickname. As this action will no doubt erode the bedrock of his masculinity and ego, rendering him annoyed or even mightily angered, be forewarned...he works out.

Thank You,

Management

P.S. We out here in the boonies are severely happy that you got good news yesterday, Laurabee.

P.S.S. Call Taylor Tater.