Inspired by the following quote for Tommy Boy:

"Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guy's office and let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go [makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll] Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. That's when I blow it. That's when people like us gotta forge ahead, Helen, am I right?"

I decided to talk about why i suck as a person. Now before everyone (my 2 readers) get offended, i must explain. I don't honestly think that I suck as a person, it's the unique ability i have to be the perfect doormat for the world. I am giving up my day of sanity and relaxation to babysit a 2 year old (who is probably the most awesome 2 year old i know) but i don't know when i will get to leave. so assuming i leave roughly at 11 pm that does not help with me going to work on sunday morning at 6am, because they are short in dairy in the morning, so now instead of working from 1pm-10pm on sunday i am now working 6am-10pm...sounds like a fair trade off to me. and on top of that, i really need to be working on my online course, i'm looking for a job, i've got a midterm on tuesday that i don't know when i will get to study for. why can't i just have a 72 hour day and then i can get everything under the sun done.

enough ranting...

-Daniel