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December 16 2005

...but this morning there's a calm I can't explain.  The rock candy's melted only diamonds now remain...



today has promise


I heard this on Rush Limbaugh yesterday...


Headlines in the Year 2029


* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.


* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.


* Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.


* Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory
of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq
and Lebanon).


* Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.


* France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.


* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


* George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.


* Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


* 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.


* Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.


* Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.


* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.


* Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.


* New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.


* Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.


* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.


* Florida voters still don’t know how to use a voting machine.