Nations on both the Unfortunately Nonfictional and Quite Imaginary Fronts

August 07 2005
Dirty, stinking, very evil, fascist, rotten, iron-fisted, fundamentalist, malicious, pernicious, right-wing, perfidious, dratted, ornery, rejective, twisted, warped, utterly malformed totalitarian dictator of a computer-like machine....

All I want to do is read the Newsweek report of how George W. Bushes support is failing. Is that so much to ask????

....Apparently.

I can read all I want to about TunisAir and AirFrance's tragedies. I can scrutinise the details of flying NASA-brand foam. The treaties between multiple countries and Iran/North Korea and their right to produce elements that can be made into nuclear weapons is out in the open air. I can enlighten myself on Marilyn Monroe's heretofore-unreleased psychiatric notes and how they pertain to her death. The plight of a Russian submarine is readily availible. Bodies of missing park rangers are made known to me. MSN reveals the details of up to four deaths at Disneyworld this year. But can I check up on Bush's flagging support? Does the site detailing his lack of backup even load?? No, dear readers, it does not.

But other than that, the world is fine.

Which reminds me.... I've gotten involved in a delightful little game at www.nationstates.net, which is based off the novel Jennifer Government. Several of you would enjoy it [particularly our benevolent Chope Chorey, and the madman referred to as Brian King]. [Join the region of Surrey.] I've created a democratic socialist nation, Opera Populaire, based off of Gaston Leroux's small, insignificant novel The Phantom of the Opera. [I.e. Greatest story of all time.] Day 1 shows that it's famous for verdant greenery, where the national animal the "phantom" frolics freely. One of the issues that came up was whether to bulldoze the rainforest in order to mine uranium stores beneath it. I legalise a little bit of mining. Just a little bit. The teensiest, tiniest bit imaginable, in order to give our "reasonable" economy something of a boost. The next day we're renowned for our barren landscape. I kid you not. Barren. Landscape. I am so pissed off at my nuclear engineers right now. Frickin' incompetents.... I have since legalised marijuana to help me cope with this. Mwaha. Then made the probable mistake of allowing hospitals to pay people for organ and blood donations. Now I'm just waiting for them to start hiring bounty hunters to find harvestable bodies. *Cringe* I need to legalise more drugs.... This is going to become insane. Although I did specify my government type as "psychotic," so perhaps I had it coming, don't ya think??

Off to do dishes and finish off a dessert of some form or fashion.

Ciao!

andrewwillis75

August 07 2005
what site are u referring to with the whole bush thing? heh. j/w. saw that u were from the boro so i thought i would levae u a comment