Knotty Business

August 04 2005
So apparently with the uniform we have to wear a tie.

I was excited until I decided to try to knot one. I tried three different methods. Regular, full and half Windsor.
Now here I sit with Jerry Garcia draped across my shoulders, the wider end mysteriously knotted around itself.
I will not reduce myself to clip-ons. I will triumph. Then we'll see who's laughing, Jerry, oh yes, then we'll see who's laughing.

But until then, anyone feel like teaching this clueless female how to tie a silken noose around my neck?? I would be ever so appreciative.

*Mutters*

::::EDIT:::: TAKE THAT, JERRY GARCIA!! ::::/EDIT::::