Nothing was happening fast enough with the law firms to suit, prompting me to set my sights on ye swanky Shoney's.

So I start training on Thursday, and begin to exploit the food service industry for my own ill-gotten gains. I'm actually kind of excited and nervous. I've wanted to be a server for the longest time [well, two-odd years], and since I've been involved in theatre at least ONCE in my life it's kind of mandatory. I'm just afraid of messing up in a big, bad, blackballed-from-society-as-a-whole, half-the-restaurant-charred, anarchy-and-chaos-everywhere sort of way.

But it's a job. And it's money. So until I inadvertently destroy half of Murfreesboro whilst on the clock, I'm really quite happy and shall suspend worry. If you're really cool you'll come visit me and be nice. If you're SUPER cool, though, you'll turn in an application as well. So we can both destroy half of Murfreesboro. Not really. I'm just rambling, taking up space....

Now I just have to find a bunch of stuff so as to blend in with the rest of the workers. I'm thinking of raiding the Old Navy girls' school uniform department. Does anyone know where you can find short-sleeve, button-down with a button-down collar, most importantly WHITE shirts? I'd steal one of Dad's uniform work shirts if they weren't.... Uniform work shirts [And about 20 sizes too large].

Still rambling and taking up space....

Not no' mo'! {Exeunt}