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November 17 2005

So.... Uh.... Apparently Earth's climate has regressed back into the latest Ice Age, and the White House meteorologists were too busy taking  ethics courses to broadcast such news.  Anyway, I believe I was talking about the weather, and how we're all going to die from frostbite, and how it's really a plot, and.... Oh nevermind.  Although I got to look like a Siberian refugee trudging across campus in the all-encompassing darkness.


Oh ye of the XY-chromosomal persuasion, why must ye be so perplexing?
And maddening??
And really, really make me want to go off and hit something (preferably the offensive member of the XY-persuasion).  With a bat.  A metal bat.  Hard.  Several times.  Okay, maybe just once.  But dang if it doesn't feel like five.
Tip of the iceberg, people.  Tip of the ever-loving iceberg.


On a completely unrelated note.... You ever have those times where you're just not very tolerant of other forms of human life?  Here, I'll prove it to you.  Come closer.  *Snirkle*


And of course, now is the time for my yoga book to go missing.   I can make an attempt at bendy Zen nonetheless.  *Stretch, rip, ow.*