So my dad has this thing he does every fourth of july. He goes out and buys fireworks the day after fourth of july, so we have some next year, and its cheaper then buying them on fourth of july. well, for some unknown reason last year he bought (now stay with me here) 20 packs, of 12 packs, that have 12 bottle rockets in them. so, for those of you not as quick, thats 2,880 bottle rockets, and like 7 sparklers that dont work. Well, he decides we aren't doing fireworks, so he gives the to the afore mentioned next door neighbor, who already had circa 3,000 bottle rockets as it was. So now, i have to listen to these things, all day, until he decides to move on to his cousins house who, oddly enough, lives a block away.

*Shakes head* my father....*shakes head again*