A reenactment of events that occurred not too long ago...

Soul Calibur 3: "HAHA, you cannot defeat my Chronicles of the Sword mode!"
Me: "Yes I can!"
*fighting occurs; I get whooped for the 20th time today*
Me: "Or maybe I can't because I suck.  Forget you game, I have a girlfriend!"
*gets done with game...girlfriend goes to grocery store right before he gets finished with game and doesn't tell me she's leaving so I could accompany her*
Me: "Well, damn, I'll just play something else, like Guild Wars!"
Guild Wars: "HAHA! My Frost Gate mission is t3h 5uxx0rz! u r n0t t3h l33t!"
Me: "Lies!"
*I start the mission and fail miserably*
Me: "Well, damn...  Apparently I cannot play video games anymore to save my life...  At least I have friends that care!"
*I get on Phusebox, only to find zero feedback from people*
Me: "Well...that's about as pwned as UT getting pwned by Vanderbilt..."

Thus, I, Christopher L. Davis, do hereby officially label today, November 27, the Worldwide Everyone-and-Everything-Must-Hate-Or-Attempt-To-Destroy Chris Davis Day.  Okay, the name's a little long, I know...I'll work on it later.

Yeah, definitely beginning to feel a little fat/lazy/slothlike.  It doesn't help any that Marissa has kinda lost interest in doing such things.  So, on December 9, I shall go out and get EyeToy: Kinetic.  Because a game that trains you to physically kick ass is quite, well, kick ass.  I mean, it's bad when I get more sleep than usual, only to find myself desiring more sleep.

...I want to get up, get out, and start training to pwn everyone.  Well, pwn anyone that stands in the way of good and righteousness, anyways...  But, sitting around and playing Soul Calibur 3 and Windwaker ain't gonna do much.

*sigh*  So, what am I gonna do now, while I wait for Marissa to get back from the grocery store (an expedition that always takes entirely too long when her mother's involved)?

...I'm going to hope that I can still win a game of Solitaire.

EDIT: Yes, you guessed it!  Apparently, I can't even play a game of Solitaire anymore.