My away message- There once was a turtle...he pooped...THE END! 

duckxhead09 [7:47 PM]:  i said is his name Edward?
XlBeautifulMessX [7:47 PM]:  nope...its Edward
duckxhead09 [7:48 PM]:  aww
duckxhead09 [7:48 PM]:  i wanted it to be Edward
duckxhead09 [7:48 PM]:  :'(
duckxhead09 [7:48 PM]:  gosh jack
XlBeautifulMessX [7:48 PM]:  so but Edward is so much cooler
duckxhead09 [7:48 PM]:  no its not gosh
duckxhead09 [7:48 PM]:  Edward is lame
duckxhead09 [7:48 PM]:  now Edward is the coolest
XlBeautifulMessX [7:49 PM]:  psh...who are you to be talkin...your name is Gary Allen
duckxhead09 [7:49 PM]:  hahaha
duckxhead09 [7:50 PM]:  well my name was going to be katylan Eliabithe
XlBeautifulMessX [7:50 PM]:  woa...
XlBeautifulMessX [7:50 PM]:  i like Edward better than that
duckxhead09 [7:50 PM]:  well i like jack beter so name it jack
XlBeautifulMessX [7:50 PM]:  ahh...Jack it is
duckxhead09 [7:51 PM]:  ok
XlBeautifulMessX [7:51 PM]:  so its settled
duckxhead09 [7:51 PM]:  now we are going to make a story about jack ok lol
XlBeautifulMessX [7:51 PM]:  the almighty Jack pooped
duckxhead09 [7:51 PM]:  i write one line then u write the next
duckxhead09 [7:51 PM]:  ok
XlBeautifulMessX [7:51 PM]:  alrighty
duckxhead09 [7:52 PM]:  unce upon a time there was a turtle named jack
XlBeautifulMessX [7:52 PM]:  he was a fuzzy lil creature
duckxhead09 [7:53 PM]:  with a hard shell and red eyes
XlBeautifulMessX [7:53 PM]:  he was such a lil angle
duckxhead09 [7:53 PM]:  well one part of him was
XlBeautifulMessX [7:53 PM]:  the other side of him was a giant cyclops named...Edward
duckxhead09 [7:54 PM]:  well one day jacward (jack + edward = jacward) went into the pond for a swim
XlBeautifulMessX [7:55 PM]:  cept he didnt know that what he thought was the pond was a giant pile of shat
duckxhead09 [7:55 PM]:  wtf?? neways so he smelled it and ran backward and jumped into the REAL pond
XlBeautifulMessX [7:56 PM]:  and got swallowed by a microscopic beaver
duckxhead09 [7:56 PM]:  yes and lucky for him he just went straight out the bevers behind and survived
XlBeautifulMessX [7:57 PM]:  unfortunalty he suffered from minor injures for the beavers dam (hahaha get it like a beaver dam ..not damn) tail
duckxhead09 [7:59 PM]:  so now jacward is mentally retarded and every 10 ft he walks he gets domber
XlBeautifulMessX [8:00 PM]:  wow thats said you cant spell "dumber" maybe your the one that got hit in the head witha microscopice beaver tail.....anyways! Jacward is now a permant residant of the Loony Benn house
duckxhead09 [8:01 PM]:  and on sudays he is alowed to have 10 mins to go swim in the pond
XlBeautifulMessX [8:02 PM]:  but this past sunday...poor Jacward...drowned..how a turtle can do that...we do not know
duckxhead09 [8:04 PM]:  but see jacward was soo unluck because right before he died this wierd lil mexicon girl named jacqulyn pick him up and made turtal meat fro dinner because them mexicans are poor
XlBeautifulMessX [8:05 PM]:  but dont be haten on the mexicans...this crazy ass guy named Gary Allen Warren JR. (tehehe...Jr) bit jacwards wittle head off before the mexican could grab him
duckxhead09 [8:06 PM]:  haha lol
duckxhead09 [8:07 PM]:  cept u always end up with the lowe part of his body u know sice he is a boy. i mean i gues mexicans like turtal  parts
XlBeautifulMessX [8:08 PM]:  mMmMm..best part...makes a spicy flavor
duckxhead09 [8:08 PM]:  omgoshlol
duckxhead09 [8:08 PM]:  ok thats the end of the stupids story ever!
XlBeautifulMessX [8:08 PM]:  ...THE END!
XlBeautifulMessX [8:08 PM]:  thats a rap
duckxhead09 [8:08 PM]:  haha
duckxhead09 [8:08 PM]:  CUT!!
XlBeautifulMessX [8:08 PM]:  tehehe ....thats phusebox worthy
duckxhead09 [8:09 PM]:  haha ya it is
XlBeautifulMessX [8:09 PM]:  copy and paste...ahhh