i was going to say this before graham waved his white flag but it is as follows....

Today Graham Withers officially resigned at his post on Phusebox. After being out numbered by logical, realistic, sports savvy fans (i.e. John Weber, Kevin Spradlin) he could take no more. After all who could, if you are one of these people that should consider resigning and/or shutting up then take this simple quiz.

1) Does your team suck?

2) If so, do you still defend them?

2a) WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

3) Can they buy a win at home?

4) Do they play anybody?

5) Did their star player recently miss at least 3 key shots that would have put them in a position to win?

6) Is their Rival's conference a heck of alot harder than theirs?

7) Did their savior ditch them to coach for their rival's team?

8) Do you have a big stupid blue wig?

9) Does your name begin with a G and end with something that rhymes with ham?

And finally 10)  Are you still reading this?

Please take a moment to fill these out and attach to remark.

In conclusion lets just think of Graham, and wonder, how you could be so wrong, so many times. Then count your blessings because you're not retarded. It is a sad story of a poor boy, that has come to a close.

- John Weber

JRW NEWS 2/12/06

hey well ive got a bball game tonight with church, im feeling a win, i feel alot better (from pulling my groin 2 weeks ago), and i dono if tylers playing, but were not gonna go 0-3, i dono, i feel good about it, but we def need some support, so come on be a cheerleader tonight at 7 15, westport rd baptist church, i hope to see a buncha people there, im at school now, so i dont have the schedule, but ill post it up here soon, so come out and watch us, itll be fun, cyall later

-john

(on behalf of the smbc bball team, haha)

i love you soooooooooo much!

actually schools not that bad, especially since its manual, im sure youve heard of it, i know it does suck for others (male), but you know im not sure why, cuz honestly id really like to wear uniforms or splurge on fridays and wear jeans and a t shirt, im sure manual kids can never do that, o id hafta get my hair cut too, sweet, o and also i could be dumb and not get to take as hard of classes and stuff, sounds good to me, and id get to do alot of busy work instead of something that matters, wow male is sounding good right now, screw that other place, i guess its kinda like being in jail, no rights, gosh im so jealous but i guess im stuck at manual, o well i think ill get over it, somehow! ha get em rams

-john

i do not like school, im in it rite now and this is so cool i didn't kno i cud get on this thing during school, neawys, im bored, and i'm done w/ all my work and ya so i dono but driving is amazing and i'm sad cuz i dont get to c chelsea all week! at least ther's the phone, but i dont get to tlk to her tha much, i love her sooo much! well i gotta go, cya.

well i got my permit, and a digital camera and 50 bucks so far, and i love driving, i go everywhere now, haha but the test was so easy it was like if you are drunk you a. drive better, b. drive worse, c. it doesnt matter, hmm i wonder, or maybe this one, if a pedestrian is crossing the street you a. hit em (swerve around em), b. honk your horn so they know youre there, c. stop and let them cross safely, i was just like wow, this is a joke, i missed 3 outta 40 questions like following distances of an emergency vehicle, so if youre driving an emergency vehicle watch out if im behind you cuz i dono where im supposed to be, haha anyways im bouta get outta here and go to the pub, seriously, my moms playing there on piano with somebody on handbells, haha so cyall later

-john

btw my bday is on the 13th, this tuesday, sweet 16, im getting my permit, woo hoo

yeah the party was ok i guess, not great, didnt do much but after that we went to lazer blaze, i came in second both times, and i was really close to winning, prolly 2 shots away, o well, it was fun though, i just wish i was as good as kevin, haha ill cyall later.

wow last night my back was killing me, like it has been for prolly 3 weeks, and i mean it hurt to lay down, roll over, move in general, my hips and knees started hurting because of it too, anyways it was bad. then i was praying and i was like ow ow ow ow, so i stopped praying and i was like god if this is satan trying to distract me from praying to you take it away, and just like that it went away, no joke what so ever, it was amazing, and i rolled over to see if it was really better and it was, and i havent felt anything since, i even ran some without pain, so anyways that is a big praise and it was amazing how it happened, hope you all enjoyed my story,

-john

Don't worry, i didn't pick out these colors, Chelsea did.

… Me …
Name…John
Eye Color…Blue

Hair Color…Brown
Height…about 5'9
Favorite Saying…d bo
Fears…sharks & alligators in the water
Bad Habits...procrastinating

… School …
Do You Like it…kinda
Whats your favorite Subject...math/band
Whats your least Favorite Subject…english
Whats your school Colors…red & black
Whats your School Mascot…a goat, get em crimsons
Do you play any Sports at your School…tennis, but lets get a shout out to the championship winning st matthews basketball team, all because of me and my bench warming abilities, i dont wanna brag but few can warm the bench like me!!!!!!!!

… Love Life …
Do You have a boyfriend/ girlfriend…yes
If so whats there name…Chelsea
How Long…since July 21
Do you Love them…yes
Crushing or Loving…loving
Have you ever been dumped…nope, haha me? stupid question, haha

… Favorites …
ice cream…xtra creamy choco from breyers
food…steak any meat
holiday…Christmas
actor…Chris Farley/Jim Carrey
actress…Julie Andrews=Mary Poppins
season…summer/spring
color…red
sport…basketball
hobby…sports?
friend(s)…a few
song…christian stuff
instrument…drums

… Friends …
best…bradley
craziest…chris
weirdest…chelsea/nathan
funniest…jason/craig
loudest…devon
shyest...beth
smartest…parker
blondest…kellie/brittany

… Random …
Do you like to read…a lil

Whats your middle name…Robert
Whats your favorite Movie…Waterboy?

Cursive OR Print…print
Favorite Restaurant…Stoney River/Steakhouse
Are you in Love…yes
Funny OR Sarcastic…sarcastic with a lil funny sometimes
Pepsi OR Coke…coke

well im starting to do good on this thing, i hope everybodys impressed, cough kevin, chelsea, natalie! haha but last night chelsea came with me to a vball game, u of ls, it was pretty cool, theyre are some hosses on that team, but lets just say id be scared if they were hitting that ball at me, anyways then we had dinner at texas roadhouse and it was pretty good i ate all my ny strip, and most of my salad and chelsea didnt eat any of her chicken and not much salad, haha, jp, but then we went home and watched a movie, it was 2 hours so we took her home at like 12 30, haha woops, it was alotta fun though, and then i got home at 1, and i was already really tired from earlier this week, but this weekend i get to practice some piano with her, then go to her house to meet the family, haha that should be interesting, anyways i gotta go blow the leaves, ill cyall later

-john

today was good at school, i guess, umm well.. ya so anyways, im like amazingly tired today, i went to bed a 4 in the morning on sunday working on a stupid world civ binder (see:procastinator), and then i got 2 horus of sleep, went to school, did a memoir 1st period, then asked my teacher if i could go to the bathroom and took a video camera out so i filmed stuff and talked about it in french, i did that in the car too, so i turned my memoir in 2nd period, movie in 3rd period, and binder in 4th then i went on the bus and slept, but then tuesday and now today were even worse, anyways enough of that and o ya, i forgot to tell everyone, chelsea made the mava volleyball team (16s!), i was so proud of her, shes actually really good, i thought if you were good at sports you hada be ugly, but thats obviously not the case, and i can't wait until this sunday, i get to meet her family, haha, neways, gotsta go get my tree fed (andy schimilaschmakis), cya

john

hey everyone, sorry i havn't written anything for a while, but i dono, i guess i just forgot, but ya, so i really still dont have much to say but ya, uh school is school, not so great, chelsea is amazing, i love her so much! uhh... DNow, i can write about that, well it was pretty awesome, even though i was only there for like two days, or actually just one, because i had this percussion thing i went to, (which was also pretty cool, i got a lot of cheap stuff) and from wat i heard from everyone else, friday and saturday were awesome at DNow, my grade went and mulched this place around plants and it felt pretty cool to just help somebody out.  Well i guess thas pretty much it, i'll write more later, really i will, cya

john

dang, i just got home from passport, actually bout half an hour ago, but it was crazy, it was so much fun to get to hang out with friends and do missions work to help people sing some crazy songs and do whatever else, im so glad i got to go on it, and i hope that it touched a bunch of peoples life, cyall later
-john
p.s. i sure hope everybodys happy that i actually wrote something, i had a lil brain wave and i was like wow i actually have something to write about, woo hoo

is this where im supposed to be writing, thatd be cool.............im done