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I was bored
April 05 2006
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Predictions?
ZeroStralem
April 05 2006
First...is this a match between Mace Windu and Chuck Norris? Or Samuel L. Jackson and Chuck Norris? Because Samuel L. Jackson would beat him, but Mace Windu woudln't.
Paul Morgan
April 06 2006
Chuck norris can slam revolving doors... he can lead a horse to water AND MAKE IT DRINK.... When it rains he doesn't get when, the rain gets chuck norris...
CHUCK NORRIS WOULD ROUNDHOUSE KICK THE OTHER GUY AND ALL THE JEDIS WOULD DIE AT THE SAME TIME... SIMOTANIOUSLY... TOGETHER
Michael Lewis
April 06 2006
Mace Windu would win. Chuck just can't compete with a lightsaber and the force.
anna
April 06 2006
Are you kidding? Chuck Norris is the guy that trained Yoda, so he'd have no problem beating pitiful Mace Windu. Besides, Mace is dead- did you see Episode 3? Chuck's alive and kickin'- literally! :)
beth cooper
April 06 2006
um...im pretty sure mace windu would. i mean he does have the cool light saber. however i do think chuch norris would put up a good fight.
travis
April 08 2006
from what i hear, light sabers will burn your skin. or at least sting really bad. i don't know. but, any pointy object that glows and emits sound effects seems to be trouble to me. sooo, i'm going to say that mr. norris will flee in fear of getting his hair messed up. or burnt. or whatever. MY VOTE: mr. light saber.
Ina Marshall
April 09 2006
chuck noris can devide by zero. thus it is inevitable he will win due to unsurpassable math skills. that is unless he becomes decapitated first
blake rambo
April 10 2006
dude. its gonna be chuck bitchin norris man. because he can talk about fight club. duh.
rambo
Sarah
April 21 2006
uhm;; none of your business.
rawr
she doesnt think you look hungry she thinks u look like your about to eat someone that is suffering from a painful disease.
<marquee>LOVE.XxX.SARAH</marquee>
Rebecca
April 21 2006
i didn'tsay u look hungry......i said that you look like your about to eat someone that is suffering from a painful disease.
duh.....get it straight
<maree>Becca</margee>
Rebecca
April 25 2006
so i'm not really gonna kill him.....what's with the "dont love XxX tanner thing?? lol
whateva
jon
April 26 2006
i seriously hate chuck norris now.
i might even burn the next person i see wearing a karate suit and cowboy boots while shooting knumchucks out of shotguns with texas terds.
Teresa Smith
April 27 2006
My vote's on Mace Windo...or however u spell his name..and only because his saber is purple. =)
Alexanna
May 04 2006
well, in theoretically (sp?) light saber dude would totally win, but atually Chuck Norris would win because, well, he's Chuck Norris.