Say prayers and make voodoo dolls.  I'm going to court tomorrow for a certain infamous "California stop," so anything that can be done to prevent my officer from showing up tomorrow would be much appreciated.

I still can't believe he called me rude.  The nerve.  I've read etiquette books since elementary school (yeah, it's weird, but I like it and I was bored, so there); how dare he?  I think that's more offensive than being pulled over.  We'll see if he crosses another Emily Post devotee again!  Hahaaa!!  *Victoire*

Ugh, much errands to be ran, and way too much cash to be burned.  Who knew a single stopsign could make such a wallet-ish dent???