So yesterday coming home from church.. ( i kno right?)  My mother did the whole:  "YOu know that you can talk to me right?  I m here if you ever have any problems."

my reply: "I kno that mom.  we always talk?"  thinking wtf?

mom:"You and Santini are careful not to do more than kissing aren't you?"

OOOOOHHH... Thats where she is going.  Hearing things like this come out of my mothers mouth always makes me a bit uncomfortable.  She is the woman who asked my brother Mathew what "skeet" was.  There isn't anything Taboo to her. 

i just said "of course"  ;)