Teacher to class, does America still have a National bank like it did during the time of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson? Student: Yeah! Its Bank of America.

Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt." -- George Sewell

"And, you know, get an exacto knife & one of those little pine tree things &
you can whittle yourself a unique banjo-shaped car freshener ..."

Even a fish would stay out of trouble if he kept his mouth shut.

A banana doesn't get skinned until it leaves the bunch

A turtle ins't in much danger until he sticks his neck out.

Many Christians have the right aims in life -- they just never get around to pulling the trigger

The best reformers the world has ever known, are those who began with themselves. George Bernard Shaw

Americans are the only people in the world who can afford chairs that vibrate and insist upon cars that do not.

"Experience" is the name everyone gives their mistakes.

The man who is rowing the boat has no time to rock it.

Delayed obedience is disobedience.

A gossip is one who can give you all the details without knowing any of hte facts.

God never alters the robe of righteousness to fit man; He changes the man to fit the robe.

If you were another person, would you like yourself as a friend?

The darkest hour only has 60 minutes.

Don't believe the world owes you a living; it doesn't owe you a thing. It was here first.

Do not say, "Why were the former days better than these? We do not move ahead by constantly looking in a rear view mirror. The past is a rudder to guide us, not an anchor to drag us. We must learn from the past, but not live in the past.

If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it all you can.

We must not promise what we ought not, lest we be called on to perform what we cannont. Abraham Lincon