Thursday
January 11 2007
I shouldn't have to tell you how today started. But if you don't know, it started the exact same way it always does. I woke up at the same exact time and fought the same exact homicidal traffic. The only alteration of my morning was the breakfast that I ate and the clothes that I wore. So I put on my crispily ironed shirt and ever so dark slacks, and lastly I put on my red tie, triple knotted as usual, and headed to work. I moved money between accounts at work for 9 hours and then clocked out. On my way home I fought just hard enough to swing by the local Target and purchase eucolyptus scented bath salts among other things. So I fought my way back into traffic, and finally made it to the apartment. Because of the reason of my most recent purchase, the first thing I did when I was home was spend quality time in the tub. Being a rather tall male you wouldn't expect me to be the type of person that uses bath salts in his bath, but oh contrare! What better way to end a day filled with trying to make sense of numbers then for ravishing young Jak to relax in a bath, taking in the relaxing aroma of eucolyptus mixed with the sweet sense of monotany that my day brings. After that I can honestly say that I spent the rest of my night drinking a couple of cold ones while becoming an abnormal spud growth on the couch, and I didn't feel guilty about it. I had finally had my nothing night that I felt so much like the now-relaxed Jak deserved. Just in time for Friday...