who wants to help save emily?!!

May 29 2006
this is Kelsey Shearron... and i am the very concerned friend of dear emily windham...

if you havent heard shes been forced to go to a Nazi camp held at MTSU for the remander of the week! (aka GIRLS STATE)

first you must understand that emily DOES NOT like her own sex at all ...she does not understand the concept of make-up or girl talk or socializing or the color pink

two, you must know.. there isnt a drop of testosterone in this Nazi camp

three, if you know em...you know that singing and politics are NOT her thing at all! emily cannot carry a tune...she doesnt enjoy singing in front of large groups of shiny clean barbie-like girls and she most definitely does not want to sit in a meeting all day discussing the means of politics!

she asked me to also inform you that she has forgotten the sweet feeling of what summer is supposed to be like and can no longer remember what a computer looks like....

pray hard kids!

love-kels

Mutai Hong

May 30 2006
I like sex.

blake rambo

May 30 2006
we need really smart people who can come up with some really elaborate plan to sneak her out. rambo

Megan Polis

June 03 2006
just for the record it was fun, and I"m not speaking for emily but I think she had fun too, and it was anything close to nazi... Love ya emily and I hope you had a blast!

kelsey shearron

June 21 2006
haha, man. that made me happy. now im the one stuck on the MTSU campus for all eternity...

Keaton

June 22 2006
HAHA...

kerby

July 10 2006
so emily, when are we taking that trip to forever21 to blow every last cent of money we have?

kelsey shearron

July 12 2006
thats olld.. you should update dadrlin