"Scarlet the people at mcdonalds forgot my chocoalate milk shake"

"oh no mama we have to go back"

"no thats ok i think ill go on the 10000 calorie diet "

"thats good idea mama but we all no wat happend to the last diet u went on"

"wat?"

"the tire poped on the car cuz u couldnt keep it together"


few days later....
on her way to the school

i cant ake it anymore i need that choclate milkshake

help me god help me


POP!!

AWW


in the news papers couple days later



Ms. Jimmmy was a very noble but portly lady she drove a bus full of very nice kids on there way to school. She died 2 days ago from a car axcedent. but wat i really think is that she was just to portly. The police say that the bus tipped over and and fell into the bridge by a poped or flat tire.


and this is how ms jimmy died