deze r my yo yo shoes.

god that phrase.
i swear
i was high and some little kid comes up to me and tells me her DC's are her yoyo shoes.
and i'm just standing there
like
oh
my
god
what!?

so i swear i swear i swear.
i'm the weirdest individual.
i farted in front of swim team while we were doing crunches

i mean god i couldn't help it i was doing crunches
and it just CAME OUT.
and i was so embrassed. okay i wasn't
i just started cracking up laughing
and told them i needed to go leave a complicated path so it wouldn't follow me.
i basically made the swim team giggle with an inaccountable number.

yeah. and i have started to bake a lot.
i like people's mouth to orgasm.
and i feel like getting into someone's pants.
just like putting them on
so i can be like

"Hey, I got in _____ pants! YEAHH!"

hmmm.. p.s. i agree with jack.
i do want to kiss someone under a mistletoe
and i have an idea who...