i hate seeing colossal hummers roaming the streets. not only are they hideous and an eye sore, they're also damaging the environment by polluting like crazy. the H2 is a gas whore and is depleting the ozone layer. it's also a flaming death machine! you'd better hope that you don't collide with with an H2 in your economy car. you can kiss your ass goodbye thanks to the H2's massive weight and raised bumpers.

not only that, but it's a tax loophole. under Bush's tax plan, business owners can deduct the entire cost of their $55,000 H2. if you are in the highest tax bracket, that's a tax savings of nearly $20,000. the government rewards you more savings for buying an H2 than you'd get for buying an electric car. it's absurd.

and what the hell would you drive around a hummer for when you live in the city or suburbs? Arnold Schwarzenegger has been spotted driving his around the capitol. Sacramento is not an area with rough terrain!

(that is not my middle finger, by the way)