Sooo... Basically this thought is about this guy I know who is a real jerk. I'm in a show with him at the RCenter, and he continually treats me, and (everyone else, for that matter) as if we're the stupidest people that ever lived. So, Me and my sidekick Zane have drafted a declaration of war which we are going to put on his desk tonight. It reads:

Mr. Jones,

  Inasmuch as you have seen fit to harass and harangue us in our peaceful endeavors, and inasmuch as we have diligently pursued a peaceful Co-Habitation with you, and found you either incapable or unwilling to behave in a civil manner, we humbly submit for you review this declaration of war.

  It is our most earnest intention to convince you; by force, if neccisary, to either change your deportment, or if that attempt should fail, to force you to resign your position.

  Furthermore it is our intention to harrass you, as you have so rudely done us. Only when we recieve full written apology on your part shall we begin the cessation of hostilities.

  Therefore, we the undersigned formally declare a state of war upon you, the aforementioned; intil such time as we see fit to cease hostilities.

                Defiantly yours,

Daniel Pitts                    M. Zane Jordan 

Yeah.