this is another special bulletin from Ghandi. I am here to talk to you about the less infamous-Mango.

Well, not many of you know here....so, i'll introduce her to you. she is an eight grader who goes to Kamehameha School. And if you've never heard of that school, i'll tell you about it. It is such a prestigious school, that it only lets HAWAIIANs....yes, you heard me,.......HAWAIIANs, into their schools, and they have to be SMART enough to get in.

I know what ur thinking. How can a girl named "Mango" get into such a prestigious school like that? well, i have the inside scoop. I was snooping around her place last night, and I can across...................
(pick one)

a] a pair of socks
b] crystal meth
c] toothpaste
d] a christmas tree ornament....

the answer........after these messages.

(music) dooo dooo doooooooo dah du dump.....doooo dooooo dooooooooooooooo da du dump........ooooooohhhh ahhhhhhh ooooohh oh oh oh .......oooooohhhhhhooooooooohhhh ooooh oh oh oh...

well, yea...so i found..........a pair of socks. nothing special. but let me tell you about her you know the secret to her super long hair??? well, i know for a fact, that she uses fertilizer in her shampoo. well, she's coming. tah tah 4 now.

-GHANDI-