Wal-Mart fun

December 10 2006

Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop 1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 4. Put some M&M's on lay away. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

-these arnt my ideas, but i wish they were, funny stuff

ah,summer, how it has changed.

August 18 2006
remember back in the good ol days of old when summers seemed to fly by and the most work you ever did  was clean up the garbage from the kickin' party you just had. nope. no more. just work,sleep,practice, repeat. no more,no less, just keep reliving the same day over and over. it sadens me cause all im lookin forward to is for school to start. i need to talk to my freinds and get out of this downward spiral.