the most wonderful time of the year

November 27 2006

Trish:  Sarah!

Sarah:  Yeah?


Trish:  WE HAVE SEX ED THIS WEEK!


Sarah:  Seriously?


Trish: *nods*


Sarah:  YAY!  *jumps up and down with excitement*


My favorite about teaching a sophomore class in JROTC?  SEX ED!  This will be the... sixth year in a row that I have that abstinence-only program that Rutherford County runs.  It hath melted my brain.


Abstinence Lady:  So, if you found out today that you were pregnant, how would that change your plans?  You'd have three choices.  You could either raise it, put it up for adoption, or have an abortion...


Me:  I'd be a lot wealthier a year from now... I'd sell mine on the black market!


Ahhhh... This is my favorite week of the year.  I love to see the disappointed look on the AZITA people's faces when they realize that their preaching to a bunch of hyperactive sex addicts...

Ben Moser

November 27 2006
don't knock the asitia program vermillion (with the french accent of course). i was a part of their drama team for 3 years. they may not be doing you any good, but they help out a lot of people, most of which are after they get pregnant.

anna

November 27 2006
I think you should incredulously walk out after the first part of the presentation. Act like you thought "sex ed" meant they were going to teach you how to 'do it'. ;)

Ben Moser

November 28 2006
i gotcha. i just read it as offensive. no harm done!

Katie

November 28 2006
haha, they teach sex ed in my mom's class. I love to sit in and watch the little 6th graders faces...They have no idea they have to sit through the class SOO many more times...