What? The new Dollar Store?

November 18 2006


Scene: Sarah Vermillion has just gotten off work and is leaving the mall. Before she goes home however, she has a big ol' craving for a venti gingerbread latte, so she starts walking to Starbucks. All of a sudden, a car rounds the corner and stops nearby, with the window rolled down. Two thirty-something-year-old women are inside.

WOMAN IN CAR: Excuse me, ma'am?

SARAH: Yes?

WOMAN: Are you from around here?

SARAH: Yeah.

WOMAN: Can you tell us how to get to the (mumble)?

SARAH: I'm sorry?

WOMAN: The (mumble).

SARAH: I'm sorry, one more time. Where are you wanting to go?

WOMAN: The new (mumble with definate d sounds in it).

SARAH: The Dollar Store?

WOMAN: The new ADULT store.

SARAH: . . . .

WOMAN: . . . .

CRICKETS: (chirp)

SARAH: Oh, sure. That's on Broad Street. You see this road here? This is Old Fort Pkwy. You need to turn left, go down two lights, and turn left again...

(Sarah continues giving directions until end scene, and then exits stage left to Starbucks).

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This ladies and jellyspoons, made my day. : D

Will

November 18 2006
lol.

Grace

November 18 2006
Teehee. I just saw that the other day.