These made me smile...

February 13 2006

THE YEAR'S BEST (actual)

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
        [Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
        [No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
         [Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
        [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
         [What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
         [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
         [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
         [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
        [You think?!]
Cold Wave Linked  to Temperatures
        [Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police
Suspect Homicide
         [They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds  Up New Bridges
        [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
       He probably IS the battery charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
         [Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes  Blame for Gas  in Spacecraft
         [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious  Snacks
         [Taste like chicken?]
Local High School  Dropouts Cut in Half
         [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued  by 7 Foot Doctors
         [Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through  Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 
         Did I read that sign right?


February 13 2006
I laughed, I cried, I think I hurt myself.

Drew Mitchell

February 13 2006
Thats pretty funny !

Elaine Stephens

February 13 2006
lol, that was great


February 14 2006
aww those are funny! happy valentine's day amy! i love you bunches! you're so sweet.

Marybeth Jensen

February 17 2006
haha, those made me laugh.


February 17 2006
ive read them once before and they are still halarious!

Jessica Jo

February 20 2006
Hope you have a good day. Much love. ~Jess