In A Relationship
February 12 2006
i was going to say this before graham waved his white flag but it is as follows....
Today Graham Withers officially resigned at his post on Phusebox. After being out numbered by logical, realistic, sports savvy fans (i.e. John Weber, Kevin Spradlin) he could take no more. After all who could, if you are one of these people that should consider resigning and/or shutting up then take this simple quiz.
1) Does your team suck?
2) If so, do you still defend them?
3) Can they buy a win at home?
4) Do they play anybody?
5) Did their star player recently miss at least 3 key shots that would have put them in a position to win?
6) Is their Rival's conference a heck of alot harder than theirs?
7) Did their savior ditch them to coach for their rival's team?
8) Do you have a big stupid blue wig?
9) Does your name begin with a G and end with something that rhymes with ham?
And finally 10) Are you still reading this?
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In conclusion lets just think of Graham, and wonder, how you could be so wrong, so many times. Then count your blessings because you're not retarded. It is a sad story of a poor boy, that has come to a close.
- John Weber
JRW NEWS 2/12/06