I try to help, I really do...

But what do you want me to do about it? People complain all the time, and I'm supposed to help them? I'm so far away, there's not much I can do besides a virtual pat on the back and wish for good luck. I'm not the answer, so stop asking me to be.

And stop being so withdrawn when I can't help you. I'm sorry that everyone else seems so unconcerned with your problems, but last I checked, they're people too, and have their own problems to concern themselves with.

Try to be a little more positive, please. You know we care about you, but we can't do it all the time.