Trend Whore!

February 08 2006
Introduce yourself in one bold, honest paragraph.
Greetings, my name is Clint Halford, and you have stumbled upon this either because you know me, or you're a stalker. I'm a Florida native that moved to Tennessee for a grand total of four years and three weeks, before being forced back to the Sunshine State due to powers beyond my control. I work for a local phone company (though preferably not much longer after my trip to Chicago), and go to Gulf Coast Community College, which if you've ever been to Panama City/Panama City Beach, you've probably seen. I'm a smartass who gladly uses sarcasm as much as I need to.


Tell me what people think about you.

I'm normally told I'm a nice, funny guy. Yeah.


If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I just want to be where I want, doing what I want, and to be happy...that's more than one thing. Crap.


Have you ever felt at home with someone?

Mainly...family. Very few others have that effect on me, though.


Describe your appearance.

6'0", 200+ lbs., all of my extra weight on my torso. Black hair, usually messy, and, as I've been told, "beautiful" blue eyes. I don't trust them...they're after my eyes, I can't have that.


Biggest revelation to date?

True love exists, but I doubt I've found it. Knowing me, that's pretty big stuff.


Biggest issue weighing you down?
Outside of the whole "friends 500 miles away" thing? I've got a speech and a feature story due in the next few weeks that I've barely started on. Yeah.


Theme song?

"Only in Dreams" - Weezer OR:
"Yesterday" - The Beatles OR:
"One of a Kind" - Breaking Point


Give me some final parting advice.
Who are you asking me this? Honestly, don't listen to disembodied voices, unless it's God. Otherwise you might find yourself talking to...well, yourself, and that makes you crazy.