Mississippi Suuuuucccckkkkkkssssss

October 09 2005
I got back from mississippi about two hours ago, I hate mississippi, it's the most BORING state in the mystical country of United States.

hahahaha

October 06 2005
Subject: The ADIPOSE SHEEPY SHEEPS in the TRIANGULAR and Other Business.
From: Mr. MAROON, PUPPY Supervisor
To: All Employees of CUMBERSOME TADPOLE Inc.


It has come to my ADJUSTABLE attention that the TRIANGULAR has been TRIPLY FISHED BALOGNA PANTS with ADIPOSE SHEEPY SHEEPS. I am tired of dealing with TRIPLICATE employees and their ADIPOSE SHEEPY SHEEPS. The TRIANGULAR is meant for MAILING. It is not a MAN HOSPITAL room.

On a more EXOGENOUS note, I would like to TOAD SKIPPIN' all of you for the BULLET RIDDLED work you all did on the BURGUNDY ZIPLOC account. You should all be NOSELESSLY KUNG FU'D.

Also, be sure to welcome CLARENCE THE SHOGUN ASSASSIN, the newest member of the GOPHER RAKE department. They will be a EXOTIC A BARREL FULL OF EARS to our family.

POSTHUMOUSLY Yours,
Mr. MAROON, PUPPY Supervisor.

It's fall break and the livings easy

October 02 2005
I looooove fufu berry flavored chapstick!

what is pepperoni made out of

September 16 2005
Old decrepid animal rights activists

Mine and Stuart's thoughts on burgundy

September 11 2005
meanmoccasin2222: howdy
dEa thLam MA 9: yoo
meanmoccasin2222: What are your thoughts on Burgundy?
dEa thLam MA 9: the colour?
meanmoccasin2222: yais
dEa thLam MA 9: i think it's a little too rich for me
dEa thLam MA 9: i prefer a...
dEa thLam MA 9: burnt orange
dEa thLam MA 9: to a burgandy, but only in some cases
meanmoccasin2222: I think Burgundy is for old people
meanmoccasin2222: and must be destroyed!
dEa thLam MA 9: old rich peolpe?
dEa thLam MA 9: i'd call it an oustanding senior citizens' color
meanmoccasin2222: All old peopple have the same amount of money on the inside
dEa thLam MA 9: lol
dEa thLam MA 9: eewww
dEa thLam MA 9: i bet it smells terrible
dEa thLam MA 9: like old burnt oranges
meanmoccasin2222: it does
meanmoccasin2222: Kind of makes me sad -__-
dEa thLam MA 9: yes : /
dEa thLam MA 9: there could be so many better uses for the oranges
dEa thLam MA 9: like filling pinyata's
meanmoccasin2222: Like purses
dEa thLam MA 9: cause you can hit those wiht sticks and not get in trouble
dEa thLam MA 9: and purses !
meanmoccasin2222: And don't forget purse pants!
meanmoccasin2222: The all in one alternative to a purse and pants!

If I were to be someone from Candy land

September 06 2005
I'd have to be Plumpy, because then i'd be the tastiest Fella in town.

I'm not grounded anymore

September 01 2005
I got my act together

I'm grounded from the compy

August 31 2005
Until I get my act together.

Photo From cactopus the 2nd

August 29 2005


photo from cactopus the 2nd

Check out what's on the bottom of all that.

Wait, isn't Hallmark a card company?

August 27 2005
Then why do they have their own channel?

Kanker sores are teh suxors while other things aren't...

August 13 2005
I've been taking mouth numbing medicine all week. *frown*

Photo From cactopus the 2nd

August 11 2005


photo from cactopus the 2nd

RAWR!

I'm back!

August 09 2005
It's sooooooooo good to be home. I deserve hugs.

Because I'm 1/4 Native American........

August 03 2005
I can leagally scalp white people [Give us back our land!!!]

Have you guys ever listened to disco folk music?

July 27 2005
I didn't either until my dad gave me a CD from a band called Feist, it was boring. One song on there was called Mushaboom [So clever].

Sorry I haven't updated in a while

July 22 2005
Not really, but I will say this," Oh No Senor Fonzie! Be careful jumping over le senor shark!"

Say what now girlfriend?!?!?!?!?!?!

July 13 2005
There's a Popeyes chicken in Toronto! Awesome!

The horror story about the sauna that I went to that I made up

July 11 2005
So I was at a sauna at the Holiday inn with my brother until an undead chainsaw wielding maniac cut through the floorboards and cut my brothers foot off. We couldn't get out because the undead chainsaw wielding maniac locks the door sometimes. Anyway, I got really angry about the loss of my brothers foot, so I strangled the undead chainsaw wielding maniac with a pair O' goggles.
It happens.

Guess were I am

July 09 2005
I'm in canada right now, using a computer in a local Radioshack right now. so.........
Love you guys[some more than others.