I got a haircut today.

I enlisted.

I'm taking requests on how to style my hair. 


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*Edit*

Ah, Hunter. The one whom I was counting on would not read my post and expose my shortcomings.  Tis true that I in fact did not enlist in what most people preconceive as anything associated with the United States government, however in his attempt to brutally discredit me, he revealed the truth.  I have in fact joined the KISS Army, which I also know nothing about except for the fact that their slogan is a cheesy knockoff of the U.S. Army's in that it states this: "An Army of Tongue".  See, I meant cheesy.  But I must point out that I never explicitly said "armed forces", and in this instance, Hunter drew his own conclusions.  In fact, upon further meditation and investigation, I have decided to be most dis-honorably discharged from the KISS Army and rouse up a rebel force with a single, decided goal: to destroy the KISS Army.  And with that, I leave open my remark box as an enlistment notification service to all those who want to join an armed force that will strive for the common good.  The other two things are true though, however hair styling is going to be a bit difficult.