just remember, it could be worse......

July 12 2005
Just remember, it could be worse.....

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb he opened it and was blown to bits.

oh yes...i could be a little blonde myself but...

July 10 2005
She Was So Blonde That...

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate.
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She studied for a blood test.

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde in a Fire

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH the firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."

a few of my favorite verses

July 07 2005
"for his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor last a lifetime; weeping may remain for a night, but rejoicing comes in the morning."--Psalms 30:5

"why are you sleeping? get up and pray so that you will not fall into temptation.''-- Luke 22:46

"i am the vine; you are the branches. if a man remains in me and i in him, he will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing."--John 15:5

"for we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do."-- Ephesians 2:10


July 07 2005
"Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me--PUT IT INTO PRACTICE. And the God of peace will be with you." - Philippians 4:9

yay George!

July 07 2005
this is so random...but in George Strait's song, "You'll Be There", he says..."you don't bring nothin' with you here, and you can't take nothin' back..'' i was just reading 1 Timothy 6:7. it says, "for we brought nothing into the world and we can take nothing out of it."...yay George!