May 12 2006
I bumped my head on the table today.  I haven't seen it, but Mommy and Daddy claim I have a big red mark on my face.  It hurt.  I cried.

That kitty is SO fast.  Today I got a handful of hair, but he slipped away before I could eat him.

Bill Morgan

May 13 2006
bumps will heal ... and you will become faster and faster. Be careful, be sluethful in your fastiness ... don't let mommy, daddy, nor kitty know ... hide it until just the right time ... then pounch and enjoy the VICTORY !!!!