By Associated Press-
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UPDATED 16 HOURS 41 MINUTES AGO

LOS ANGELES - Farfrompoopen Road, the only road to Constipation
Ridge, lost to Divorce Court and Psycho Path, which placed No. 1 in an
online poll of the nation's wildest, weirdest and wackiest street names.

Mitsubishi Motors sponsored the poll on the Web site http://www.TheCarConnection.com and more than 2,500 voters cast their ballots during a week of voting that ended this month. Winners were announced Friday.

"Our
readers really stepped up with some insane street names," said Web site
publisher Paul Eisenstein. "Our panel had a difficult time narrowing
several hundred down to the 10 our readers voted on.

"But we
learned a lot about the byways of this country, not to mention the
collective sense of humor of city planners everywhere."

In first
place was Psycho Path in Traverse City, Mich., followed by Heather
Highlands, Pa.'s, Divorce Court in second and Tennessee's Farfrompoopen
Road in third. Eisenstein said all the roads were verified, although
some are private and hard to find.

The complete top 10 list included:

10. Tater Peeler Road in Lebanon, Texas

9. The intersection of Count and Basie in Richmond, Va.

8. Shades of Death Road in Warren County, N.J.

7. Unexpected Road in Buena, N.J.

6. Bucket of Blood Street in Holbrook, Ariz.

5. The intersection of Clinton and Fidelity in Houston

4. The intersection of Lonesome and Hardup in Albany, Ga.

3. Farfrompoopen Road in Tennessee (the only road up to Constipation Ridge)

2. Divorce Court in Heather Highlands, Pa.

1. Psycho Path in Traverse City, Mich.

Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper

By Associated Press

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MOSS BLUFF, Fla. - A man accused of fatally beating his roommate
with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper
in their home has been arrested.

Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was
charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58,
according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning.

Crow
told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper
over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then
began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according
to an affidavit.

Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

Crow was being held at the Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had an attorney.

Napoleon just wants to go home early. He's had a rough
day at school already, dealing with Don's mockery and Randy's outright
bullying. He just had his head banged against a locker, and he wants out.

So he calls Kip and starts trying to talk Kip into
getting him out of there. Kip is obviously very busy right that second with,
and this is an educated guess, making the biggest plate of nachos ever. We all
know Kip refuses to come pick him up, so Napoleon makes a desperate last-ditch
attempt to get Kip to the school, presumably to talk him into taking him home.

He has chapped lips. And they hurt real bad.

Napoleon is grasping at straws, hoping his complaining
will be enough to get Kip out there.

Kip is having none of it, though, and leaves Napoleon
hanging out to dry, forcing him to finish his school day.

How do you think Napoleon feels about himself here? He's
been openly mocked, bullied in front everybody and rejected by his own brother.
We're guessing the self-esteem meter isn't really maxed out at the moment.

Let's pretend we have a working time machine and that we
can travel way back to about 1400 b.c. This was around the time the children of
Israel
had just escaped from their Egyptian enslavement. For 400 years, they'd been
living under a severely oppressive regime in Egypt—forced into very difficult
labor and seen as second-class citizens. Then, Moses came along as God's
representative and miraculously led them out of Egypt and into the wilderness, where
they were on their way to the Promised Land.

And then they started complaining. Complain, complain,
complain. "We have no food." God provided food. "This food is
boring; we want meat." God provided meat. Wah, wah, wah. On and on.

But my lips hurt real bad.

The Israelites spent much of their time in the wilderness
grumbling and complaining, and God would have none of it. Because of their bad
attitudes and lack of trust, he kept them in the wilderness for 40 years before
leading their descendants into the Promised Land.

Turns out it was the best thing God could have done for
them. Because when it came time for them to go into the Promised Land, they
discovered it was already populated, so they were forced to fight for it. By
spending 40 years in the wilderness, they had a desire for the land that helped
them put aside their pettiness and get to the business of taking their land.
They wouldn't have any room for complaining about this and that—they needed to
band together and fight. Plus, they'd just spent that whole time learning to
trust God to provide food and water for them, so God-trust was now second
nature to them; good thing, because they would need it.

Kip wouldn't listen to Napoleon's complaining. Unlike
God, Kip couldn't see the whole picture and had no idea what his refusal would
do to Napoleon.

Turns out it was the best thing Kip could have done for
him.

Napoleon hangs up the phone and immediately stumbles on
Principal Svadean trying to direct Pedro to his locker. Napoleon strikes up a
conversation, shows Pedro where his locker is located and soon finds himself at
Pedro's house taking the Sledgehammer on some sweet jumps.

Imagine the self-esteem boost Napoleon got when he
extended a hand of friendship to Pedro and saw that hand welcomed. Imagine the
faith boost the Israelites got when they finally entered their land and started
winning battles.

Action, not complaint, is what changed their lives.

So maybe this reminder from the Israelites can help the
next time you face a frustrating situation. It's tempting to complain, and
there's nothing wrong with a little venting. But those complaints will do
nothing to change the situation; action will. Ask God what action you should
take, if any, and then trust that he—not your tongue or bad attitude—will turn
the situation around for you.

This past sunday night I was listening to 107.5 The River.  Now I am not a huge fan of this station, but was surfing with my friend, "scan button", and it stopped there.  But the sound that I heard broadcasting from the airways was not, 50 Cent, Beyonce, or Fall Out Boy, but was a prayer.

To bring you up-to-date on who Dawson McAllister is. For more that 28 years, Dawson McAllister has been speaking to and for the American teenager. A Peoria, Illinois, native, he graduated from Bethel College in Minnesota and then studied at Talbot Theological Seminary. While in seminary, McAllister worked as a youth pastor and began a coffee house ministry in the late 1960's to runaways who had come to Southern California. Recognizing the need to help students nationwide, McAllister founded Shepherd Productions in 1973.

When he is not hosting his radio program or speaking at a conference, McAllister is at home with his wife and two adopted sons. They live
on a farm--McAllister's an avid horseman--just south of Nashville, Tennessee.

McAllister has written 18 manuals from which he teaches at student conferences. His two most recent manuals are Making Peace at Home and Finding Hope For Your Home. His books include: Please Don't Tell My Parents and How to Know If You're Really in Love.

So for one brief two hours, there was hope and encouragement across a secular radio station for the world to hear.  The world that we are suppose to be ministering to and sharing the love of Christ to.  The same world that we live in everyday. 

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