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June 11, 2008

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Bands/Artists

Throw anything at me, I'll give it a try. Exept rap. And heavy metal.

Movies

Princess Bride, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, War of the Worlds, King Kong, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, World Trade Center, Children of Men, Finding Nemo, The Pursuit of Happyness (no, that is not a typo), The Harry Potter movies, Eragon, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Devil Wears Prada, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Jamunji, Zathura, Aladdin, Robin Hood, Anastasia, Monsters Inc., Spiderman 3, Star Wars, Mulan, Music and Lyrics, Treasure Planet, Cloverfeild, Meet the Robinsons, Meet Joe Black, Stardust, I Am Legend, Cloverfeild, Signs, Shrek

Books

Bible, Twilight, New Moon, Eragon, Eldest, Peeps, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Extras, The Harry Potter series, The Divide and Back to The Divide, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Inkheart, Inkspell, Extras, Eclipse, Lord of the Rings, The Midnighters, How to Steal a Dog

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My Autobiography

Fill this out in YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as "My Autobiography"

Prologue 1. Where did you take your default pic? I didn't take it.

 2. What exactly are you wearing right now? A green and blue hippie shirt with little animals and trees on it from Goodys and blue jean shorts from American Eagle 

 3. What is your current problem? High School and what awaits me there.

 4. What makes you most happy? Being totally and completely care-free with ALL my friends.

 5. What’s the name of the song that you're listening to? Some old song I don't know, but "Watching You" by Rodney Atkins *spelled wrong* just went off.

6. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? yes

7. Do you ever watch MTV?? yeah 

 8. What’s something that really annoys you? People who don't know when to stop.

 

 Chapter 1:

1. Middle name: Top secret

2. Nickname(s): Karebear, Kookie monster

3. Current place? Computer room/spare bedroom

 4. Eye color: Dirt brown (ug)

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1. Do you live with your parents? yes

 2. Do you get along with your parent(s)?most times

 3. Are your parent’s married/separated/divorced? married

 4. Do you have any Siblings?yup 2

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1. Ice Cream: I had this one once, chocolate with chocolate chips and browny peices.

 2. Season: fall, not to hot and not to cold

 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 4: Do You..

1. Write on your hand: yes

2. Call people back: on the rare occasion of someone calling me

3. Believe in love: I belive in love, and heartbreak...............

4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? I sleep right in the middle of my bed.

 5. Have any bad habits? yes

 6. Any mental health issues? Most likly

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Chapter 5: Have You....

1. Broken a bone: nope

 2. Bought new stuff in the last two weeks: depends on what "stuff" is, if that inclueds food, than yes.

3. Had physical therapy?: no

4. Gotten stitches:nope

 5. Taken painkillers? yes

6. Gone SCUBA diving or snorkeling: no

7. Been stung by a bee? i think

8. Thrown up at the dentist: no  

9. Ever sworn in front of your parental. No, i've only sworn once and am dealing with uncontrolably horrid consiqences. :(

10. Had detention: No

11. Been sent to the principal's office? yeah (snuck out of the classroom. 3rd grade was a baaaaaad year.)

12. Been suspended: Thank the Lord, no

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Chapter 6: Who/What was the last

1. Movie(s) you watched?: Evan Almighty, not as good as Bruce but still hilarious. 

 2. Person to text you: I dont have texting.

 3. Person you called: Batey

4. Person you hugged? Mom, probably.

5. Last person you tackled: Idk, probably my sister, but it's been a while

6. Thing you touched: I'm touching my keyboard *O_o That question's kinda weird.

7. Thing you ate: Long John Silver's fish 

8. Thing you drank: Mountain Dew

9. Time you cried: Sunday

10. Wished on a star: Not since before my brother was born, probably more than 3 years

 
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THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

From the book Speak, which is practically the story of my life, or will be when high school starts.

 

 

1. We are here to help you.

2. You will have enough time to get to your class before the bell rings.

3. The dress code will be enforced.

4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.

5. Our football team will win the championship this year.

6. We expect more of you here.

7. Guidance counselors are always avaliable to listen.

8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.

9. Your locker combination is private.

10. These will be the years you look back on foundly.

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Back from campo

ya, camp was pretty fun, but didn't really live up to expectations. Evan Almighty is a really good movie. Do any of yall know the "Jump on it" dance? We got in trouble for doing it at camp. I'll post a vidio of it.
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Bye!!

Im leaving for camp!!!!!! Talk to yall on Sat.!!!!!

 

~keri luvs Jesus~

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45 random things about me.

1. Hi my name is.......keri

2. Never in my life have I.......walked up to some random person and hugged then, but i've really wanted to.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts is.........there is no one person, there are 26. (names changed to protect the not-so-inosent) A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
4. High school........is going suck like a hungry vaccum.
5. When I'm nervous........i bite my fingersnails

6. The last time I cried was.........a few days ago when i looked at my parent's wedding pictures, "cried" is an understatement. I was weeping.

7. If I were to get married right now my wedding party would be..........i have no idea, under no circumstances would i be getting married right now anyway. 
8. My hair is.....ugly, uncontrolable, and brown. like dirt or crap.
9. When I was 5..........i was 5

10. Last Christmas........i got and iPod and a cool new phone. 
11. I should be.....a straight A student, but i dont try hard enough and i know it.
12. When I look down I ......see the ground. that's a stupid question

13. The craziest recent event was....the last day of school, and it will remain the craziest until the first day of school.

14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be......i have never seen a episode of 'Friends' my entire life, so i have no idea.

15. By this time next year......i'll probably be doing exacally what im doing now, but i'll be 15.

 16. My current gripe is......um, no comment.

 18. There's this girl I know who......yet again, no comment

19. You know I like you when.....i hang out with you and talk to you about pleasent subjects.
20. If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be......the nearest or easiest to reach person i knew.

21. Take my advice.....life isn't always good, in fact it's mostly bad, but your gonna haft to get used to it.

22. My most wanted item is.....a clue.

23. If you visited the place I was born......you wouldn't stay very long. 
24. I plan to.....try to un-make all my enemys, even though it's not gonna work.
25. If you spend the night at my house.....you'd be bored out of you ming withen 2 hours.

26. I'd stop my wedding if....i found out the guy i was marrying was A. not in love with me. or B. not a man.

 27. The world could do without....jerks, know it alls, murderers, terrorists, liers, and fights amoung friends.
28. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than.....do any thing that would kill my friends, family, or self.
29. Most recent thing I've bought myself....a drink.
30. Most recent thing someone else bought me....i don't know.
31. My favorite blonde is.........i could never pick, i love to many blondes.
32. My favorite brunette is.......(see above)

33. My favorite redhead is........i dont really know many redheads, Sydnee Duke is the only one coming to mind.
34. My middle name is........if i told you, i'd have to kill you.
35. This morning I.......was asleep.

36. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are.....elephants.

37. Once, at a bar.......I drank 18 gallons of Mountian Dew and did the hokey-pokey with some old women from Flarpinvakvia.
38. Last night I was.......asleep

39. There's this guy I know who........no comment ( the 3rd time's the charm)
40. I don't know.......anything.

41. A better name for me would be.........that one girl Nobody likes and Everyone loves.
42. Tomorrow I am...going to sleep 
43. My birthday is........a Mexican holiday, no joke.

44. What I really want for Valentine's Day is.......a bag of dark chocolate Hersheys kisses.

45. I am allergic to........fights between people about  males that hate me and stupid notes that tear friendships apart and send them to the depths of the sea where they drown and are replaced by one-word conversations about how sorry you are and people who hate me and how your sorry and cow's will fly when things will be back to normal and dog's bark on the street but some people who hate me are loved by my mom's daughtor's friends and i think i said sorry about a certain hatrid-starting thing i said but maybe not and notes are sent by Q to Y and me and Q says mean things and it makes me said because fish fly and birds swim but friends love people who hate me and i dont wanna talk but they do and Y crys and X talkes about Q who hates me and my cat's dog's egg this whole thing is stupid and confusing and it admits gasy fumes that hate me and make me sneeze. So ya, im allergic to confusing fight fumes.

 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 

 

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