ipods and bouncers

My iPod still doesn't work.  Well, it works, just not like it should.  It still can't connect to my computer, which sucks because I have recently acquired a large amount of new music.  Oh well, eventually it will be fixed. 

On another note, I think I want to be a bouncer while I'm in college.  I may not be all that big, but I am kind of intimidating.  And bouncers get to have power over other people's lives: not getting into a certain club could ruin some peoples' delicate social lives.  That just sounds fun!  Oh, and most places pay pretty well to keep out the "wrong people." 

Just a thought…

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I wish I had a hammer...

I don’t know what’s wrong with my iPod, but I’m pretty sure that it’s this computer’s fault.  I probably picked up a virus from that donkey screwing a dog… just kidding.  Anyway, I’ve tried everything on the support site except uninstalling iTunes.  I tried to, but all I got was a weird error.  That’s what made me think about a virus.  It could also be a bug in the program, I mean it’s not like Apple is absolutely perfect, especially when making a program compatible with crappy old Windows.  Oh well, I figure one of my friends can probably fix it when I see them again.  Anyone reading this should also check out this video, it's pretty funny.

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iPod + hammer = bad stuff

Apparently, an iPod is one of the few things that cannot be fixed by a hammer.  How was I supposed to know that it would shatter into a million pieces?  Well, if I didn’t hit it, it still wouldn’t be working anyway.  So why not have some fun, I mean, it’s already broken?  (I didn’t really break it, it just won’t work yet.)

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expensive crap

Why do expensive things always seem to break faster than cheaper things?  My iPod is still screwed up, and I’ve been trying for hours to figure out what is wrong with it.  I think I’ve read every page on the iPod support site.  NOTHING HAS WORKED YET!  I may just go insane without music.  What am I going to do, burn my four thousand song library to a few CDs?  I’m sure that’ll work!  Can’t take more than two or three, can it?!  And yet, my portable CD player, which I have severely abused in its two year life, still works fine.  How does a $60 CD player survive two years of being dropped and thrown, and a $300 iPod not last three months of delicate treatment and care?!  THIS SUCKS!

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I wasn't going to write anything today, but my iPod is freaking out and I'm waiting to find out what's wrong with it.  If my iPod dies, I will be permanently crushed.  In case you don't know what that means: I LIVE OFF OF MY IPOD.  I don't know what I would do without my iPod.  Nothing would be the same.  If it really does die or is beyond repair, I'll probably crawl into a dark, cold, empty hole, and stay there forever… and you would never know who I am, that is until someone found the hole, pulled out my bones, and looked in my wallet.

Well, this has been long and pointless.  I'm sure that you are a much less interesting person now simply because you read this.  I'm sorry if this killed your last few brain cells.

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