News about Iraq......

 The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
 fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
 Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Louisiana,
 Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

 1. The season opened today.

 2. There is no limit.

 3. They taste just like chicken.

 4. They think hunting is wrong!

 5. They don’t think NASCAR is a sport

-John Deere

-Pickups

-Country Music

-Big Trucks

-and Jesus 

7. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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Hawaiian Quiz

Ok guys… here’s the challenge for ya… The locals here in Maui (as well as the other islands) have their own dialect called “Pigeon”. Pigeon is basically a mixture of English and Gibberish………. So, your quiz is to see if you can translate the following saying. Justin and Leslie are disqualified to this contest, b/c all they have to do is get a local to translate it for them. (sorry guys) Also, if you happen to have lived in Hawaii for any good length of time, you need not apply.

Ok… Here goes…

What kine dis?

Eh so what u guys like go beach & small kine swim and den go grind aftah? When u guys like go? I stay bored la dat… We go bu. Shoots den! Shpoock ya latahz.

Not too hard, but we’ll see how you do. I hope you did better than the spell check on Word…. It’s wiggin out.

-Jeff, Hodge, and Jah (thanx for providing the dialogue)

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Thank you to all of the Captain Obvious on Phusebox

It has been brought to my attention lately by a few of my fellow phuseboxers that I have a lack of melanin... a.k.a. I am not tan.... or as others would want to put.... I'm very white...... thank you for the epiphany that I have never been able to quite grasp as I look in the mirror for myself. Funny, I've never been told that I'm extremely white... oh wait, yes i have, in fact, even by a homeless guy. So, for all of those out there who would like to comment on my lack of color, please feel free to let it all go on this post. Please hold nothing back so that we can move on from here.

Eph. 4:29,

-Jeff

(this is not an attack to anyone's comment, unless it would be considered to be to the original comment left on the "Great Saturday" blog)

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Great Saturday

What a Great Saturday. We woke up around 11!!!!!!!!!!!!(since we have to be up everyday by 8 that’s nice for us.) After a lot of doing nothing Jeff and I both wanted to go hiking up this trail that we had heard of. So off we went. We now had a mission….to get to the top so we could just get away from everything and be our selves. It was only around a 20min drive to get to the trail, so it wasn’t that far away. But none the less we are still idiots where every we be.

So once we got there we saw where we thought we were going…. you see where jeff is pointing, yeah that’s only half way….we found this out after we got there  :)

So we got started on our mission…yea it was a little up hilly but we are men or something like that….

And let me just say wow…. So amazing….just looking around was breath taking.

But we would not be stop so we push on….

Only stopping to take random pictures….

And then finally after around a two hour hike we made it to the top. And we could finally be our selves and just kick back…….

ok….so maybe this is more like it…..

dwuaaaaaa.......so after being complete idiots once again, we looked around to see Gods beauty being unveiled to us.

Dang!!! Our God made all of this. My God put this in place….It was so amazing seeing his arte work. It was very nice to be that high up away from everything. Only hearing Gods voice…..yeah preatty cool

And if you will notices on the last picture we were up in the clouds…..yeah….it was great.

Hope you enjoyed our Saturday b/c we sure did!!!! Be on the look out for our Saturday night coming up next, yeah our first BEACH BONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Doctors cost to much in Hawaii...

Doctors,

They cost to much down here…….

Yeah, so everyone knows Dr. Pepper right?

Yeah sure you do. Great Doctor if I do say so myself. One of my favorites. Well anyways as we know Doctors can cost a lot, and everyone can’t afford “Dr.Pepper” even if he is the best. So what do we do, well I will tell you what we do, we go to his brother……….Dr. Thunder

The Doctor you can always get to. He doesn’t cost anywhere near what his brother Dr. Pepper does. But he’s not as good……

Well being down here in the islands, we don’t really have those Doctors. (and if you could find them there is no way you could afford them)But, its ok for those of you worrying about me right now……because I have found someone who can cur my sickness it’s there LONG LOST COUIN…….

It’s Dr. Skipper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is so much better, I can get six appointments for only one dollar!!!!! He is highly favored among the Hawaii-boys  

Ok so this was pretty much the worst post I have ever done. But when I saw this Dr. Skipper can…….O I lost it. so sorry if ya’ll didn’t get the same thing out of it as I did but I thought I was funny!

-Hodge

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