Boredus Maximus

June 23 2005
I feel like I should update, but I really have no idea what to type.

You know what I said about the last three weeks become "extremely, hm, interesting?" ......Scratch that. Stupid caterers. Stupid orcs. Still not king.

I think the coffee is wearing off from this morning, as I am in a very-close-to-black mood....

The creepy guy at the computer across the table from me keeps sitting up straight intermittently in order to see over the monitor. Damn him. I shall shatter his glasses with my heel and then strangle him with the mouse cord. Hahaaaa! And he shall never terrorise another computer lab again. What's great is that I can type an entire paragraph about his demise while he sits three feet away and smiles. And he'll be completely oblivious until I enact my "cunning plan." Which is quite literally and rather amusingly bringing an evil smirk to my face that he is misinterpreting as benevolence. My victim is unsuspecting, having been lulled into a false sense of security. I may strike at any time, and take this creature utterly by surprise.

......As I remember there's a security camera behind me reading every word.

CURSES.

We're going to Oxford, Mississippi, tomorrow in order to tour William Faulkner's home. Bonus: stopover in Memphis for dinner. Civilisation. There is a god!! Maybe we can go to Starbucks.... A town without Starbucks does not deserve to be on the map. Did you know there are nearly five times as many tanning salons as there are Starbucks in the nation?? [I guess they counted the ones that were attached to a deisel pump.] This is frightening.

Writing here about random pointless things has actually put me in a good mood. I'm not even sure why. But hey, who am I to question it??

the brian king kenobi

June 23 2005
rotfl, that was hilarious.

Amy

June 23 2005
Wow... that was funny... you are boerd aren't you? Faulkner was a good writer but extremely depressing... if you have Mrs. Wolff she'll probably make you read one of his books. More tanning salons than Starbucks?! There is definitely something wrong with this world!

Brett Tenpenny

June 23 2005
what? I thought you were in g.s.