how the government is planning to yake over teh werld

June 17 2005
In the year 1957[???] the government picked up moose fossils from a campsite in missouri. The Government soon found out that moose fossils turned into gas very easily. And they also found out that moose gasoline smells way better than diesel. they planned that they would be able to make people sniff the gasoline by polluting the air with diesel and as most people know, gasoline pops braincells. By popping these "braincells" they would make people dumb enough to watch "Reality shows" the people with the low braincell counts didn't notice the scripted moments or the bad acting because they liked Sister Act 2 and Gigli. later on they started to put subliminal messages in the reality shows and the people would do it because they had a low braincell count because they were addicted to moose gasoline! They were subliminally told to accomplish the king of the government's every whim. I'm not sure if anything that I said is true, but I believe it, and that's all that matters. And you people don't Because I'm the king of the government!!!!!

Wilson

June 18 2005
agree. completely

Jane Woodard

June 19 2005
we have a king? you're a king?! preeeeetty rad. :-p

Darth Vader

June 19 2005
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLEH BLAH BLEH!!! IN RUSSIAN -drew IN CAPS

cole brown

June 19 2005
just saying heeey

Nathan Moore

June 19 2005
haha

Jacqulyn

June 23 2005
hahahaha fricken moose...gah lol did you make that up? thats pretty funny!