Thank you to all of the Captain Obvious on Phusebox
January 30 2006
It has been brought to my attention lately by a few of my fellow phuseboxers that I have a lack of melanin... a.k.a. I am not tan.... or as others would want to put.... I'm very white...... thank you for the epiphany that I have never been able to quite grasp as I look in the mirror for myself. Funny, I've never been told that I'm extremely white... oh wait, yes i have, in fact, even by a homeless guy. So, for all of those out there who would like to comment on my lack of color, please feel free to let it all go on this post. Please hold nothing back so that we can move on from here.
Eph. 4:29,
-Jeff
(this is not an attack to anyone's comment, unless it would be considered to be to the original comment left on the "Great Saturday" blog)
Hawaii Boys
January 30 2006
OK......since jeff wrote this ,that means i can post on it :), even if he is right in front of me and doesnt know that im about to make fun of him, yeah im still going to do it.
so jeff you said "feel free to let it all go on this post. Please hold nothing back"
ok, your WHITE.....O SO VERY WHITE. like it hurts me to look at you some times b/c you look like the sun or snow, or water when light is on it, or a flash from a camera. and the only time you are not be being white is when you be being red from to much sun........lol love you bro,
see i can say this b/c he sleeps like two feet away from me........
Hawaii Boys
January 31 2006
yes... hodge can say that, b/c i can always hold something in reserve to say back to him... much luv hodge... much luv
-Jeff
Hawaii Boys
January 31 2006
"I'm more blown away by the muscular display than the lack of color!".... c, this is y nate tallman is my friend
-Jeff
Maria Haun
January 31 2006
i thought you looked darker than normal...i think that hawaiian sun is doing something to you...be sure to wear sunscreen...red jeff may not be a pretty sight
Belinda Willmoth
January 31 2006
i'm gonna comment on the last post. LOVED the pictures. beautiful beautiful beautiful - and of course i'm refering to the hawaiian scenery. :o)
elizabeth duncan
January 31 2006
hilarious. jeff, you sure are white. and i'm with nate...more blown away by the glorious display of muscles than the whiteness.
<3isforlala
January 31 2006
jeff you're way cool. keep in mind in your quest to become more chinese, most asians have a fair complexion. but if it bothers you, why don't you try sunless tanning lotion? just be careful of streaks....those are more unsightly than whiteness.
Hodg-E
January 31 2006
i love my ralbino oommate.......yes i no he's not really albino.............he's to white for that..........much lov bro
Rachael Vance
January 31 2006
Well, I think that u are white, but i'm like translucent...it's ok...i have faith that u will come back a wee bit more tan than u were before u left...i sure hope so! just kidding...white boys are o so hot..i promise! :)
TURD
February 02 2006
ill be refering to the comment that my boyfriend just wrote.... "white boys are o so hot..." he is coming from a boys prospective on another boy, ps. But i have to admit that i was shocked when i first saw this picture of you jeff... WHO WOULD OF KNEW?! jeff martin has a body... glory to god!
TURD
February 02 2006
ok,,, really weird... totally just realized that it was not my boyfriend that i was commenting on... it was my boyfriends sister! totally emarrased now.... i knew it all along accually... white boys really are hot... yeah...
